We thank you for your loyal support and remember, #AltSarkar will never let you down.

If you don't know how many children you should have and prefer that the government figures it out for you, #AltSarkar has a solution for that as well. All you have to do is set up an appointment with an approved therapist and they will help you figure it out.

I can sweeten the deal. #AltSarkar promises to launch a platform that will remind people to use contraceptives once they've arrived at their desired number of children. All you have to do is set the number of children that's correct for you, and let your anatomy do its thing.

Our complete sympathy to BJP MP Ravi Kiran and we hope he stops chasing the pipe dream of #AccheDin and resigns to follow the #AltSarkar government on Twitter.

We can make policies that support parents of children they can't afford. I'm one myself, though I have only one.

If an MP and actor has started finding his own off-spring a burden, imagine the plight of the common man in #AccheDin.

Look at the applause of the common people there, glad someone said it, finally. Poor people.

#AltSarkar recognises that children are the future and helps.

This is why you should ignore reality and always support #AltSarkar. Governance here never gets so bad that you start thinking it was better if your kids didn't exist and then desperately find reasons for why you had them.