#ElongatedMuskrat aka #ApartheidClyde

Lmao! #elonmusk picks fight with #markzuckerburg then agrees in principle to a cage match.

He hurt his back and needs an MRI and possibly surgery. These things take time with our medical system. Might be a year before he's even ready to train.

#ApartheidClyde is a coward.

#ApartheidClyde broke it again. I have apparently been flagged as a bot for some reason; I suspect it's actually because I called him a natalist fuckethead. 🙄

The net increase of #Twitter Blue checkmark holders?

28.

Infinite genius #ElonMusk purged all legacy checkmarks, forced people to pay $8/month to get one, forced companies to pay $1,000/month to get one, and lost a not insignificant number of users and notable figures over this shortsighted stunt.

Twenty eight. Lol

Check the thread here, they used the API to verify. #TwitterBlue #ApartheidClyde

https://twitter.com/travisbrown/status/1649433999914270722

"The alleged killer also works in tech and is a man Lee purportedly knew."

It was not a random act of uncontrolled mayhem in a city rampant with murders as #ApartheidClyde and other #conservatives have claimed.

https://missionlocal.org/2023/04/bob-lee-killing-arrest-made-san-francisco/

So I can apparently retweet, but not reply, over at the bird site. Either #ApartheidClyde shadowbanned me in an incredibly pusillanimous way, or he somehow broke the site again. 🙄
#EelInMud

@cstross Azealia Banks already set the bar high with #ApartheidClyde

@georgetakei #ApartheidMusk #ApartheidClyde

By the end of 2023 there will be no Twitter, at least not something recognisable as such.

#SpaceKaren #ApartheidClyde #MelonHead #DeadBird

#ApartheidClyde needs his ego stroked.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/02/report-musk-had-twitter-engineers-boost-his-tweets-after-biden-got-more-views/

Had to share this here. #ApartheidClyde gotta be the biggest goober out there atm. 😂😂😂

https://www.platformer.news/p/yes-elon-musk-created-a-special-system

My take is that he's going to try to shop for engineers who demonstrate a propensity for embracing "alternate facts" ( as Kellyanne Conway famously coined it) and whose livelihood and life project depends on the fact that they remain holding on to Twitter's payroll like it's a life jacket.

https://mastodon.social/@vruz/109837521303588399

#SpaceKaren #MelonHead #ApartheidClyde

Further proof he doesn't understand anything at all.

1. A recommendations system is not an "algorithm", it's a complex system which takes input from a multiplicity of sources, runs various algorithms on the data, and applies diffferent types of AI model (which are most definitely *NOT* algorithms)

2. Assuming there's an error (as he portrays it) if there was one, it's not something you can find, simulate, correct, test, and deploy in less than 24 hours.

#SpaceKaren #MelonHead #ApartheidClyde

Somebody has to start the Mellonsies: like the Razzies but for the worst CEOs ever.

#TheMellonsies #SpaceKaren #ApartheidClyde #Melonhead

@ScottLucas anyone surprised that #ApartheidClyde would pull this stunt? 😷🧦

It's not for security reasons.

It's for class war reasons.

#ApartheidClyde #FuckMusk

Incredibly wise and prescient words by Ben Horowitz, co-founder of Andreessen Horowitz, the prominent venture capital firm.
#ApartheidClyde #DeadBird

#ApartheidClyde’s Twitter Drives Even Its Early Employees to Mastodon https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-01-12/elon-musk-s-twitter-drives-even-its-early-employees-to-mastodon

I did Nazi that coming, Menlo.

https://mastodon.social/@Techmeme@techhub.social/109637335192922637
#FTC #SpaceKaren #ApartheidClyde #DeadBird

#ApartheidClyde has to make up for his massive losses somehow.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/twitter-sued-for-failing-to-pay-rent-of-san-francisco-office-3654221