Craving a #Baconator? Our entire legacy will be reduced to nothingness as ages pass and our memories are forgotten.

Try it as a combo meal!

The pigs are gone. Sorry, there are none left. They have been converted into bacon for our Baconators, down to the last pig. Baconated into delicious, delicious oblivion. Come have a #Baconator before pigs and their memory are lost to time!

🐷 <(They're lying, you know)

Dammit Sporky

#hashtags #make #everything #better #but #they #will #not #protect #us #from #death

#get #a #baconator

Kids' meals? Who gives a shit about children? There /is/ no future.
Besides, adults keep being dipshits and hoarding toys like collectors items when they're literally pieces of plastic that you're supposed to play with.

Kids can get a #Baconator like everyone else

Seriously, fuck going to work. Why do we do this to ourselves? Take the day off if you can afford to do so, who gives a shit?

Enjoy a breakfast #Baconator

@Tweetfiction Who needs coupons when we just give away our food anyways? Have a #BirdsiteBoy #Baconator, fresh grilled over a roasting birdsite.

Yum 😋:birdsite:🍔

Spotify Wrap? Why is everyone making a big fucking deal about music-listening habits over the course of the year? It's not going to stop oblivion and you're just marking another meaningless cycle around a star.

Eat a #Baconator instead

Spotify Wrap? Why is everyone making a big fucking deal about music-listening habits over the course of the year? It's not going to stop oblivion and you're just marking another meaningless cycle around a star.

Eat a #Baconator instead, dingus

Introducing the all new Deep Fried Slider Pineapple Mini-Pizza #Baconator Pineapple PIzza!

We decided "Yo, I heard you like deep fried hamburgers on pizza so we put sliders on a mini-pizza so you could put it on your hamburgers and put that on a pizza and deep fry it twice"

Who gives a shit about calories you're gonna fucking die someday anyways

Fuck your job. Money is fake, society isn't natural, and the sun is going to explode.

Eat a #Baconator, who gives a shit about the calories?

Stop by McDonald's for a disgusting #ClownBurger that will shorten your already diminishing lifespan, frozen for your inconvenience!

Come to us for a delicious #Baconator instead, fresh for your enjoyment!

Eventually cycles will cease and we'll be left with #EverythingAsNothing, so make the most of life before you kick the fuckin' bucket!

Stop by McDonald's for a disgusting #ClownBurger that will shorten your already diminishing lifespan, frozen for your inconvenience!

Come to us for a delicious #Baconator instead, fresh for your enjoyment!

We don't serve police officers. We're sure they'll feel far more welcome at McDonald's. After all, dumb insecure clowns who think that any power they wield will make them significant should totally stick together.

#Baconator #ACAB #SuckItMcDonalds #AllThingsMustEnd

We don't serve police officers. We're sure they'll feel far more welcome at McDonald's. After all, dumb insecure clowns who think that any power they wield will make them significant should totally stick together.

Fuck the police and fuck McDonald's. Come to Nihilist Wendy's for the good shit

#SuckItRonald #ACAB #Baconator #AllThingsMustEnd

A #Baconator won't fill the void at the end of all things, but it'll fill the void in your tummy

Some days you just wanna eat garbage, you know? Nothing wrong with that

Nothing will last and everything you do will be forgotten

Get a #Baconator

Introducing the #SuperUltraMegaDeluxeBaconator!

It's like our Regular #Baconator except we added 17,000 patties because who gives a shit? It's all going to end in nothingness anyways and we were bored.