@Jyoti @SuneAuken Almost too good for #BadJokeFriday!

@Ruth_Mottram @SuneAuken
@EMFaulds

I once dated a woman who turned up holding a pole with a bit of cloth attached to it that reflected light of between 620 to 750 nanometres.

Looking back, that was a red flag.

#BadJokeFriday #BadJokes

@SuneAuken And I believe @Jyoti has a #BadJokeFriday entry for you :)

https://mas.to/@Jyoti/110590429419847354

@SuneAuken
Perhaps a topical(ish) one? :

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

#BadJokeFriday

I hope #ChatGPT doesn't repeat this #joke it generated over and over. It's really bad, even for a #dadjoke.

>Why don't #AI systems ever talk about their #hallucinations? Because they can't tell if it's real #data or just another layer of convolution!

Researchers discover that #ChatGPT prefers repeating 25 #jokes over and over | Ars Technica

>When tested, "Over 90% of 1,008 generated jokes were the same 25 jokes."
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/06/researchers-discover-that-chatgpt-prefers-repeating-25-jokes-over-and-over/

#humor #humour #badjoke #BadJokeFriday

@SuneAuken

#BadJokeFriday.

What do you get when you cross a wall unit with artificial intelligence?

Shelf-awareness.

(There must be an IKEA joke in there somewhere.)

This is your daily reminder that you have millions of friends and allies in the EU.

Also, laughter. To me laughter and spirit have always been closely connected, I feel alive, more hopeful, more human and even brighter when I laugh. So this is to confirm to you that you are allowed to surrender to mirth and silliness. It takes nothing away from you, and is a great way to be alive and stay sane.

#DailyReminder #BadJokeFriday

https://mastodon.world/@SuneAuken/109669685109121227

I went through a phase of really wanting to be in a pantomime...
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But it’s behind me now. 🙋‍♂️

#BadJokeFriday #Toot

I went through a phase of really wanting to be in a pantomime...
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But it’s behind me now. 🙋‍♂️

#BadJokeFriday #Toot

RT @ref_tm@twitter.com

When the Pizza delivery arrived, one thing led to another and another and another….

We call it the Domino’s Effect

#BadJokeFriday #LunchPun #RateMyPun

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ref_tm/status/1596111708614889472

@alistair_king I have to hand it to you, nice gag. 😁

@SuneAuken #BadJokeFriday

Or Tarry Potter.
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RT @m_a_a_a_r_k
What do you call a wizard who’s running late for the Hogwarts Express?

Hurry Potter. 🤦

#BADjokefriday
https://twitter.com/m_a_a_a_r_k/status/1560496864188850176

RT @Chumantastic@twitter.com

How can you tell the difference between a South American and a North American bear?

One of them is a bear

#BadJokeFriday

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Chumantastic/status/1519959989326172161

"mir ist jemand ins Heck gefahren"
"war das dann ein Hecker?"
Nein, vor meinem #BadJokeFriday ist man auch in Videokonferenzen nicht sicher ;)

Was nutzt ein IT-Kaufmann zum Programmieren?
PowerSell
#badjokefriday

Wenn man ganz viele VMs mit DOS bei Cloud-Anbietern installiert - ist dass dann ein Distributed DOS (DDOS)?
#badjokefriday

#BadJokeFriday

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RT @MKLtxt
Hab hier im Wald kaum Empfang, obwohl überall 2G sind.
https://twitter.com/MKLtxt/status/970303220559106048

Wenn Gähnen ansteckend ist - warum kommen die Verursacher dann nicht in Quarangähne? #BadJokeFriday

Warum kommen IT-Admins, wenn die Polizei nicht mehr weiter kommt? Nunja, sie wollten Backup.
#BadJokeFriday