Passed Wonder · @passedwonder
168 followers · 247 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
"Look… I accept that getting totally legless last night might not have been the best plan, but don't look at me stony-faced, we are where we are. If we put our heads together, I'm sure we can figure a way out of this! How big a job could it be, how long a journey home, really?"
HTs #BadPuns #TellingStories #sculpture #Odyssey #photography #London
#BadPuns #tellingstories #sculpture #odyssey #photography #london
Passed Wonder · @passedwonder
163 followers · 237 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
Passed Wonder · @passedwonder
143 followers · 156 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
"The firefox casts foxball? That's not a real spell let alone a real monst—BY THE UNSEEING EYES OF AZATHOTH!!" 😱
HTs #StreetArt #Fox #WeirdLondon #Brixton #London #Photography #LookUp #BadPuns
#streetart #fox #WeirdLondon #brixton #london #photography #lookup #BadPuns
Passed Wonder · @passedwonder
142 followers · 154 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
"Mr #Crisp? Yes, I'm afraid it's bad news. There's been a snaccident."
HTs #BadPuns #LookDown #WeirdLondon #biscuits #NaturePhotography #London #photography
#crisp #BadPuns #lookdown #WeirdLondon #biscuits #naturephotography #london #photography
Passed Wonder · @passedwonder
124 followers · 124 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
"No, no, no, you misunderstand me! I don't want to steal from you! I'm the Dandy #Highbury-man, I want to read you my poetry about a new political system over a vanilla almond latte!"
HTs #BadPuns #PeopleWatching #StreetPhotography #Islington #London #photography
#Highbury #BadPuns #PeopleWatching #streetphotography #Islington #london #photography
Antti Rask | youcanbeapiRate · @antti
13 followers · 16 posts · Server data-folks.masto.hostI promised @Carly and @mark (what’s up, first names only gang!) that I would provide bad puns (and/or dad jokes) exclusively on this platform (in addition to slightly more serious data content.
So here we go. These are my originals, mind you. So I’m not just rehashing someone else’s material (only some of my own that were previously only in Finnish). At least not on purpose!
”What is the favorite dish of cannibals living in the jungle?
Tartarzan.”
#sorrynotsorry #BadPuns #dadjokes #NoData
