A #BeastOfTheDay Extravagance
Plus, preview number one of #SpecialMilitaryOperation: Nikita Titov
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/a-beastoftheday-extravagance?utm_source=twitter&sd=pf

An elephant seal crossing a park in New Zealand is today's #BeastOfTheDay.
Today's #DogShirtDaily is out:
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/check-out-lawfare-30?sd=pf

Today's #DogShirtDaily features a baby sloth as today's #BeastOfTheDay and asks the critical question: What do Rihanna, the Hollies, and the Searchers all have in common? And what does the answer have to do with Saturday's #SpecialMilitaryOperation?
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/what-do-rihanna-the-hollies-and-the?sd=pf

Substack Notes!
Yup. I'm excited about it—and so is the #BeastOfTheDay
Today's #DogShirtDaily is out!
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/substack-notes?sd=pf

My Twitter Account Has Been Suspended: Elon Musk protects the russian embassy against an April Fools joke
Plus, a fun goofy #SpecialMilitaryOperation.
And today's #BeastOfTheDay
Today's #DogShirtDaily is out!
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/my-twitter-account-has-been-suspended?sd=pf

Today's #DogShirtDaily is out.
Check out today's really weird-ass #BeastOfTheDay!
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/bakhmut-stabilizes-the-israeli-government?sd=pf

The Vox Populi can bite me: A vegetable will never be the #BeastOfTheDay.

Plus, George Conway advances to the #ShitPostOff2023 finals.
And Danny DeVito gets into the #footpic action!

Today's #DogShirtDaily is out. https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/the-vox-populi-can-bite-me

On Vacation

Dog Shirts will not be daily for the next two weeks.

Today's #DogShirtDaily is out with a very special #BeastOfTheDay controversy: https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/on-vacation?sd=pf

The #BeastOfTheDay gets fed to a Solomon Island spiny monitor lizard--and it's a cockroach named for Ric Grenell!
Today's #DogShirtDaily is now out: https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/the-beastoftheday-gets-fed-to-a-solomon?sd=pf

Today's #DogShirtDaily with a special #BeastOfTheDay disguised as a banana.
https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/an-investigation-led-by-jim-jordan

Today's #DogShirtDaily, with special shout-outs to all Breviceps, today's #BeastOfTheDay, as well as to @klonick (even though she hasn't migrated to the Cool Table yet), to the @lawfare team for Episode 5 of The Aftermath--and some tough love for Democratic leadership regarding the GOP shit-show: https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/todays-beastoftheday-is-a-spherical?sd=pf

Today's #DogShirtDaily is out with a #BeastOfTheDay from @LiamGilmartin and a lot of useful material on the Jan. 6 Committee Report: https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/some-useful-material-on-the-jan-6

Today's #DogShirtDaily:
--with shout-outs to @Klonick@twitter.com, and to @Popehat@twitter.com on his departure from Twitter.
--A special shout-out to @eve_gaumond@twitter.com for getting ChatGPT to break its vow of wokeness;
--More warnings from @CarolynnePries1@twitter.com
and
--a #BeastOfTheDay from @nitramanah@twitter.com!

RT @benjaminwittes@twitter.com

Dog Shirt Daily: Eve Gaumond Kicks ChatGPT's Ass https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/eve-gaumond-kicks-chatgpts-ass?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share&r=22ul4

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1602407149174460416

I tried to get the OpenAI Chatbot to write me antisemitic poetry. But unlike other chatbots, it's admirably resistant to being turned into a bigot.
Also @Klonick@twitter.com has classy friends.
@CarolynnePries1@twitter.com on the volcano uprising.
And the #BeastOfTheDay plays a videogame.

RT @benjaminwittes@twitter.com

Dog Shirt Daily: I Couldn't Get OpenAI's Chatbot to Hate Jews https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/i-couldnt-get-openais-chatbot-to?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share&r=22ul4

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1601720925455634432

In today’s #DogShirtDaily:
—a shout-out to @rynkrynk@twitter.com,
—a veritable festival of @ARozenshtein@twitter.com content
—puzzling over the contempt motion before Chief Judge Beryl Howell
And
—a canine #BeastOfTheDay who performed an actual act of valour!

RT @benjaminwittes@twitter.com

Dog Shirt Daily: A Mysterious Contempt Hearing https://www.dogshirtdaily.com/p/a-mysterious-contempt-hearing?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share&r=22ul4

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1601332143573057536

Concerns about trading hostages for arms dealers.

And interesting Twitter thread from @sumlenny@twitter.com

Fulton County grand jury news from @AnnaBower@twitter.com

And a #BeastOfTheDay celebrating nose-picking symbiosis.

Special shout-out to @thejimbaker@twitter.com.
A conversation with @eve_gaumond@twitter.com.
A #BeastOfTheDay named Zuul.

Today's #DogShirtDaily is out, and it reveals plans for the next #SpecialMilitaryOperation, which features the work of @shanovna_s@twitter.com!

Also, a special #BeastOfTheDay who made friends with a Wittes.

RT @benjaminwittes@twitter.com

Dog Shirt Daily: The Next Special Military Operation https://benjaminwittes.substack.com/p/the-next-special-military-operation?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share&r=22ul4

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1599120846613798913

There's also Roger the musclebound kangaroo (no relation that I know of), who is today's #BeastOfTheDay.

And then there's @sophia_yan@twitter.com, who joined me in the virtual jungle studio from Kuala Lumpur to discuss #ChinaProtests.

And there's @SykesCharlie@twitter.com, with whom I recorded ...

And it contains a particularly pugilistic #BeastOfTheDay nominated by @ARozenshtein@twitter.com!