Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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An elephant seal crossing a park in New Zealand is today's .
Today's is out:
dogshirtdaily.com/p/check-out-

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Today's features a baby sloth as today's and asks the critical question: What do Rihanna, the Hollies, and the Searchers all have in common? And what does the answer have to do with Saturday's ?
dogshirtdaily.com/p/what-do-ri

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Substack Notes!
Yup. I'm excited about it—and so is the
Today's is out!
dogshirtdaily.com/p/substack-n

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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My Twitter Account Has Been Suspended: Elon Musk protects the russian embassy against an April Fools joke
Plus, a fun goofy .
And today's
Today's is out!
dogshirtdaily.com/p/my-twitter

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
20843 followers · 573 posts · Server thecooltable.wtf
Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
20841 followers · 572 posts · Server thecooltable.wtf

The Vox Populi can bite me: A vegetable will never be the .

Plus, George Conway advances to the finals.
And Danny DeVito gets into the action!

Today's is out. dogshirtdaily.com/p/the-vox-po

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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On Vacation

Dog Shirts will not be daily for the next two weeks.

Today's is out with a very special controversy: dogshirtdaily.com/p/on-vacatio

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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The gets fed to a Solomon Island spiny monitor lizard--and it's a cockroach named for Ric Grenell!
Today's is now out: dogshirtdaily.com/p/the-beasto

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
19729 followers · 448 posts · Server thecooltable.wtf

Today's , with special shout-outs to all Breviceps, today's , as well as to @klonick (even though she hasn't migrated to the Cool Table yet), to the @lawfare team for Episode 5 of The Aftermath--and some tough love for Democratic leadership regarding the GOP shit-show: dogshirtdaily.com/p/todays-bea

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Today's is out with a from @LiamGilmartin and a lot of useful material on the Jan. 6 Committee Report: dogshirtdaily.com/p/some-usefu

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Today's :
--with shout-outs to @Klonick@twitter.com, and to @Popehat@twitter.com on his departure from Twitter.
--A special shout-out to @eve_gaumond@twitter.com for getting ChatGPT to break its vow of wokeness;
--More warnings from @CarolynnePries1@twitter.com
and
--a from @nitramanah@twitter.com!

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Dog Shirt Daily: Eve Gaumond Kicks ChatGPT's Ass dogshirtdaily.com/p/eve-gaumon

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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I tried to get the OpenAI Chatbot to write me antisemitic poetry. But unlike other chatbots, it's admirably resistant to being turned into a bigot.
Also @Klonick@twitter.com has classy friends.
@CarolynnePries1@twitter.com on the volcano uprising.
And the plays a videogame.

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Dog Shirt Daily: I Couldn't Get OpenAI's Chatbot to Hate Jews dogshirtdaily.com/p/i-couldnt-

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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In today’s :
—a shout-out to @rynkrynk@twitter.com,
—a veritable festival of @ARozenshtein@twitter.com content
—puzzling over the contempt motion before Chief Judge Beryl Howell
And
—a canine who performed an actual act of valour!

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Dog Shirt Daily: A Mysterious Contempt Hearing dogshirtdaily.com/p/a-mysterio

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Concerns about trading hostages for arms dealers.

And interesting Twitter thread from @sumlenny@twitter.com

Fulton County grand jury news from @AnnaBower@twitter.com

And a celebrating nose-picking symbiosis.

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Special shout-out to @thejimbaker@twitter.com.
A conversation with @eve_gaumond@twitter.com.
A named Zuul.

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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Today's is out, and it reveals plans for the next , which features the work of @shanovna_s@twitter.com!

Also, a special who made friends with a Wittes.

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Dog Shirt Daily: The Next Special Military Operation benjaminwittes.substack.com/p/

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
13402 followers · 103 posts · Server thecooltable.wtf

There's also Roger the musclebound kangaroo (no relation that I know of), who is today's .

And then there's @sophia_yan@twitter.com, who joined me in the virtual jungle studio from Kuala Lumpur to discuss .

And there's @SykesCharlie@twitter.com, with whom I recorded ...

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Benjamin Wittes · @benjaminwittes
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And it contains a particularly pugilistic nominated by @ARozenshtein@twitter.com!

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