Eating what I made while watching the Big Brunch, imagining what they’d say about my stir fry:

“The meat is chewy and squeaky. It is simultaneously too salty and not enough salt. It is virtually flavorless except that when it does have a taste, it tastes bad. The sunflower seeds are slightly too rancid. Your plating leaves something to be desired. But everything is cooked and you can be really proud of that.” #BigBrunch

Ooh, gotta watch this show! #BigBrunch #HBO #DanLevy #GBBO