We are joining the #app bandwagon and releasing a new app we call #crapApp.

CrapApp #trapps and tracks you by learning what motivates you. It then changes your #whiteBloodCells, locks you in your room, drains what's left of your energy and conveniently composts you when it senses that you'll no longer be useful. We'd like to thank #BigTechnology, that helps deliver #ions of crapApp Service to our #crapAppyCustomers. Thanks BigTechnologies.

Download our CrapApp from the #crappStore.