The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 34 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukI’m #writing a #book on #hurricanes and #tornados. At the minute it’s just a #draft.
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The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 23 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukIn other #news this morning, the National Association for #Retired #Shoemakers #Reunion ended in #disappointment last night. Organisers stated the event was “A load of old #Cobblers”.
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The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 22 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukWhy did the #baker have #brown #hands? com Because he #kneaded a #shit!
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#baker #brown #hands #kneaded #SHIT #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 21 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukDuring last night’s #Pub #Quiz, the #tie #breaker #question was “What’s the longest #running #programme on the #BBC?” Apparently the #London #Marathon is not the correct #answer.
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#tie #breaker #question #running #programme #bbc #london #marathon #answer #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom #pub #quiz
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 20 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukDuring my #British #Airways flight from #London to #Helsinki this morning, it appears that my #luggage has been #lost en-route. Queuing at the #Lost #Baggage kiosk, the sign said “Complaints will be dealt on a case by case basis.” Hopefully it will be found. I feel #sorry for the other guy in the #queue though, his luggage apparently #disappeared into #Finnair!
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#london #helsinki #luggage #lost #baggage #sorry #queue #disappeared #finnair #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom #british #airways
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukMy mate #Dave bought a #pet #bird the other day but it managed to #tunnel its way out of the #aviary and #escape. Turns out it was a #Mynah!
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#pet #bird #tunnel #aviary #escape #mynah #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom #dave
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 18 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukIf you see #cows #asleep in a #field, it's probably #pasture #bedtime.
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#funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom #cows #asleep #field #pasture #bedtime #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 17 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukI’m absolutely #gutted for a good #friend of mine; that after seven years of #medical #training and hard work; he's just been #sacked after one minor #indiscretion. I think it’s #outrageous! The reason? He slept with one of his #patients and can now no longer work in the #profession he #loves. What a waste of #time, #money and #training. A genuinely nice guy and a #brilliant #veterinarian.
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The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 16 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukThe #fight we had last night was totally my #fault. My #wife asked me what was on the #TV and I said #dust!
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#fight #fault #wife #tv #dust #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom
The Jester · @jester
4 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodonapp.ukThe #inventor of the #fun #fair distortion #mirror has died. His agent announced his #funeral will be held next Thursday in #asymmetry.
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#inventor #fun #fair #mirror #funeral #asymmetry #joke #jokes #dad #dadjoke #dadjokes #comedy #funny #british #humour #britishhumour #BoomBoom
Jolly Biscuit · @JollyBiscuit
1 followers · 17 posts · Server socel.net
Thirteen nuns died changing that diaper…
Check out my kickstarter - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jollybiscuit/the-10-million-year-biscuit?ref=project_build
#jollybiscuit #baby #boomboom #godsmistake #nuns #funny #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #comicstrip #kickstarter #kickstartercampaign
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Music from the 80ies and more · @Music_From_The_80ies
537 followers · 1152 posts · Server mastodontech.de
The GamePlaya · @GamePlaya22
8 followers · 46 posts · Server baraag.net
Tabitha Smith from X-Men Evolution #tabithasmith #boomboom #xmenevolution
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Old British Telly · @oldbritishtelly
471 followers · 376 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
[2001] The Best of the Original Basil Brush Show - A collection of Basil’s finest television moments. Featuring, amongst others, Roy North, Derek Fowlds, Cilla Black, Henry Cooper, Anita Harris, John Inman, Demis Roussos and Lulu.
#OldBritishTelly #BasilBrush #BoomBoom
Gus, amateur de popcorn cru · @AugierLe42e
966 followers · 14402 posts · Server diaspodon.fr
Ah nan, mais attends, pars pas ! J'ai ça aussi, si ça te branche :
Einsiedler — I Am the night
https://sctr.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-the-night
👀
#pouetradio #industrial #techno #BoomBoom