Giuliani Claims Trump Could Never Have Got So Many Indictments Without His Help
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #satire #TrumpIndictments #GiulianiCrimes
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/giuliani-claims-trump-could-never-have-got-so-many-indictments-without-his-help
#giulianicrimes #TrumpIndictments #satire #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Clarence Thomas Hikes Price of Supreme Court Decisions to Keep Pace with Inflation
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #Satire #ClarenceThomas #Ethics #JusticeForSale #Inflation
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/clarence-thomas-hikes-price-of-supreme-court-decisions-to-keep-pace-with-inflation?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_08102023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&esrc=bounceX&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#inflation #justiceforsale #ethics #clarencethomas #satire #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Half of All G.O.P. Voters Wish Party Would Nominate Some Other Criminal Besides Trump
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #Satire
#TiredOfTrump #GetANewCrook
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/half-of-all-gop-voters-wish-party-would-nominate-some-other-criminal-besides-trump?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_08012023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#getanewcrook #tiredoftrump #satire #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Elon Musk Changes His Own Name to WTF
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #Parody #WTF #BillionaireFormerlyKnownAsElon
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elon-musk-changes-his-own-name-to-wtf?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_07312023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#billionaireformerlyknownaselon #wtf #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Trump Only a Few Indictments Away from Clinching G.O.P. Nomination
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #Parody
#TrumpIndictments #GOPQualifications
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-only-a-few-indictments-away-from-clinching-gop-nomination
#gopqualifications #TrumpIndictments #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
DeSantis Offers Campaign Staff Opportunity to Work for Free in Exchange for Invaluable Skills
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody
#RonDesantis #SlaverySkills #CashlessCampaign
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-offers-campaign-staff-opportunity-to-work-for-free-in-exchange-for-invaluable-skills?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_07262023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#cashlesscampaign #slaveryskills #rondesantis #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody
#RonDesantis #Deprived #SoSad
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unskilled-florida-man-regrets-missing-out-on-being-enslaved?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_07242023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#sosad #deprived #rondesantis #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
DeSantis Demands NATO Withdraw from Disney’s “It’s A Small World” Ride
#BorowitzReport #USPolitics #parody #NATO #DisneyVsDesantis #RonDeSantis https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-demands-nato-withdraw-from-disneys-its-a-small-world-ride
#rondesantis #disneyvsdesantis #nato #parody #uspolitics #Borowitzreport
Americans Shocked by Audiotape Appearing to Prove Trump Capable of Reading
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #Trump
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-shocked-by-audiotape-appearing-to-prove-trump-capable-of-reading
#Trump #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Fox News Apologizes for “Regrettable Flirtation with Accuracy”
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #FoxNews #FakeNews #BretBaier
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-apologizes-for-regrettable-flirtation-with-accuracy?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_06202023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#bretbaier #fakenews #foxnews #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Miami Police Searching for Defendant with Seventy-one Felony Counts Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #trump #felon #GriftersGonnaGrift
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/miami-police-searching-for-defendant-with-seventy-one-felony-counts-who-skipped-out-on-restaurant-check?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_06162023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#GriftersGonnaGrift #felon #Trump #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Miami Police Searching for Defendant with Seventy-one Felony Counts Who Skipped Out on Restaurant Check
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #trump #felon #GriftersGonnaGrift
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/miami-police-searching-for-defendant-with-seventy-one-felony-counts-who-skipped-out-on-restaurant-check?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_06162023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=mastodon&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#GriftersGonnaGrift #felon #Trump #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Pence Endorsed by National Association of Ass-Kissers
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #MikePence #ChrisChristie #NAA
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-endorsed-by-national-association-of-ass-kissers
#NAA #chrischristie #mikepence #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Pence Endorsed by National Association of Ass-Kissers
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #MikePence #ChrisChristie #NAA
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-endorsed-by-national-association-of-ass-kissers
#NAA #chrischristie #mikepence #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Skeptics Question Whether Pence Has More to Offer Than Raw Sexual Magnetism
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #MikePence #TooHot2BePOTUS
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/skeptics-question-whether-pence-has-more-to-offer-than-raw-sexual-magnetism?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_06052023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#toohot2bepotus #mikepence #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Skeptics Question Whether Pence Has More to Offer Than Raw Sexual Magnetism
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #MikePence #TooHot2BePOTUS
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/skeptics-question-whether-pence-has-more-to-offer-than-raw-sexual-magnetism?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_06052023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#toohot2bepotus #mikepence #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Americans Struggle to Remember Who Chris Christie Is Again
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody
#ChrisChristie #ChrisWho #NotGood
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-struggle-to-remember-who-chris-christie-is-again?utm_source=mastodon&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_05312023&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_medium=email&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
#notgood #chriswho #chrischristie #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Twitter Investigation Reveals Keyboard Was Clogged with Chocolate Pudding
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #DeSaster #TwitterGlitch #NewYorker
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/twitter-investigation-reveals-keyboard-was-clogged-with-chocolate-pudding
#newyorker #twitterglitch #desaster #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
DeSantis Caught Sneaking Into Matinée of “Little Mermaid”
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #DeSantis #Disney #Drag #Hypocrisy
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-caught-sneaking-into-matinee-of-little-mermaid?utm_source=mastodon
#hypocrisy #drag #disney #desantis #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics
Ginni Thomas to Be Listed on New York Stock Exchange
#USPolitics #BorowitzReport #parody #SCOTUS #SCOTUSEthics #JusticeThomasMustResign
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ginni-thomas-to-be-listed-on-new-york-stock-exchange?utm_source=tlmastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=onsite-share&utm_brand=the-new-yorker&utm_social-type=earned via #NewYorker
#newyorker #justicethomasmustresign #SCOTUSEthics #scotus #parody #Borowitzreport #uspolitics