#homemade #EnglishMuffin #BreakfastSandwich #YeastMasters LFG

Happy #Caturday from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!

Cats embody the spirit of nihilism because they are agents of living in the moment. They truly do not care what others think and will knock our coffee off the counter without batting an eye

Fuck it, we'll just have a delicious #BreakfastSandwich instead

Happy #Caturday from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!

Cats embody the spirit of nihilism because they are agents of living in the moment. They truly do not care what others think and will cheerfully knock our coffee off the counter

Sweet delicious caffeine-juice ambrosia, undrinkable and lost to the void that awaits all things. Goddammit we keep redrafting because we're not awake enough for this shit. Kitty why have you betrayed us like this?

Fuck it, we'll just have a delicious #BreakfastSandwich instead

Happy #Caturday from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!

Cats embody the spirit of nihilism because they are agents of living in the moment. They truly do not care what others think and will cheerfully knock our fucking coffee off the goddamn counter, destroying the mug and transforming the coffee into cold, tasteless void

Goddammit we keep redrafting we're not awake enough for this shit

Fuck it, we'll just have a delicious #BreakfastSandwich instead

Happy #Caturday from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!

Cats embody the spirit of nihilism because they are agents of living in the moment. They truly do not care what others think and will cheerfully knock our fucking coffee off the goddamn counter, destroying the mug and transforming the coffee a cold, tasteless void

Fuck it, we'll just have a delicious #BreakfastSandwich instead

Happy #Caturday from all of us at Nihilist Wendy's!

Cats embody the spirit of nihilism because they are agents of living in the moment. They truly do not care what others think and will cheerfully swipe our coffee off the counter, destroying the mug and the coffee's ability to insert caffeine juice into our brain.

Fuck it, we'll just have a delicious #BreakfastSandwich instead

We're still sick and tired of all this fucking cold in the mornings! Come by today for a #BreakfastSandwich before the cold consumes everything and we are frozen as nothing and lost to time.

And you know how we feel about frozen meat! Yuck!

We're still #SickAndTired of all this #FuckingCold! Come by today for a #BreakfastSandwich before the cold consumes everything and we are #FrozenAsNothing and #LostToTime.

And you know how we feel about #FrozenBeef! Yuck!

We're all going to fucking die someday so get a #BreakfastSandwich today while you can!

It's made from real hot-dogs because who gives a shit?