I still hate you and your shed...🤣🤣🤣

#Cats #Bruschetta #CatWhoIsNotMyCat

"I think your new shed stinks. I think your shed stinks *so* much that I would rather sit on the pointy apex of next door's shed than sit on your shed roof...."

Honestly, this blooming furry fiend is a nightmare!! 🤣🤣

#Bruschetta #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #Caturday

Bought some scrap decking planks at the woodyard last week, intending to use them under some garden furniture...

Until PoshPaws nearly fell off the fence just now trying to bridge the gap.

Honestly, my life....🤣🤣🤣

#Cats #Caturday #Shed #CatWhoIsNotMyCat
#RuledByCats #CatWalk

'Yes, I know I'm not a geranium. Now b*gger off, before you scare my birds away....'

(P.s. the new shed was thoroughly sniffed and seemed to be 'acceptable' )

#Cats #Bruschetta #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #StealthCat

Got a new shed.
Got a new shed with a sloped, rather than an apex, roof...

Why?

Because the 3 Cats Who Aren't My Cats love the old sloped shed roof...

Haven't seen Bruschetta and Bruce yet, but new cat on the block, Bob, clearly approves!! 🤣

#Cats #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #Caturday

When you're going to buy a new #shed because the old one is rotten and in danger of collapse do you -

a) buy the cheaper, apex roof, version?
b) buy the slightly more expensive, pent/flatter roof, version?

b) .......of course....❤️

[And yes, I am choosing my shed according to the preferences of #cats who aren't even my cats!!! 🤣🤣🤣]

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #Bruschetta

Ok, so I might have been over in next door's garden, but that doesn't mean I will pass up the opportunity to come and grumble at you from the shed roof if you're in your garden!!

[And oh my, how pumfy is Bruschetta in their winter coat???]

#Cat #CatsOfMastodon #Bruschetta #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #Catstodon #Grumpy

So I might just have come and done the teeniest, most pathetic, mew (first time I've ever heard him speak in two years of his visits! ❤️) outside your kitchen door, but this in no means demonstrates that I wish to speak to you - I shall hide between the bins until you're gone, OK......?

#Cats #Bruce #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #CatsOfMastodon

"Ok....as it's Christmas, I shall allow you a small stroke - even if I didn't succeed in my attempt on the kitchen door this morning..."

#Bruce #CatWhoIsNotMyCat #CatsOfMastodon #Cats