The Ungodly Duo:
Cheeto Jesus and Mary MAGAdalene!
They inspire CRETINS, not Christians.
#DonaldTrump #MarjorieTaylorGreene #CheetoJesus #MaryMAGAdalene #MAGA #HappyEaster

Deplorables continue to senselessly compare Trump to Jesus. Idiots.

Trump is no savior. He’s simply Cheeto Jesus, which makes Marjorie Taylor Greene none other than Mary MAGAdalene. Both are but ministers from hell, and neither has a prayer.
#DonaldTrump #MarjorieTaylorGreene #CheetoJesus #MaryMAGAdalene #HappyEaster

No, Deplorables, Passover isn’t a football play and Ramadan is neither a hotel chain nor a brand of instant noodles.

Lastly, stop comparing Trump to Jesus. There are no parallels. If there were, a couple of days ago wouldn’t have been solely Good Friday; it also would’ve been a GREAT FRIDAY.
#Easter #Trump #CheetoJesus

Hey, Trump!
Guess whose resurrection marks this day?

NOT YOURS, CHEETO JESUS!😉
#EasterSunday #CheetoJesus

I’m sure #CheetoJesus lawyers have advised him to keep his trap shut. That’s why he took their advice and planned a speech right after being arraigned. The math adds up for their level of competence.

Funny how all of a sudden #CheetoJesus is going to such lengths to not be photographed or videoed in this process. If I KNEW I was innocent and was going to jail on “bullshit charges”, I’d say take my damn mugshot and make sure it looks like this and spread it around the world. But then again, you’d have to be an actual victim of a legitimate political witch hunt…

#CheetoJesus really wants that #gagorder the minute he faces #Merchan, doesn’t he? This is so pathetic and sad. I’m here for all of it. https://apple.news/A5gHMK01CS6Cy-gCbKfiZEg

Painted this for my viewers today! Discussed the legal system that #CheetoJesus will be facing and why NY might be the last to prosecute when the others haven’t even indicted yet! A great refresher course on the dual court justice system here in America! Next week, we’ll have better details to work with on exact charges and where things start to go from there. #PoliticalVinylence #ThePoliticalVinylenceMondayShow Only on Twitch! Mondays 9 am MT! Bring the questions! I’ll bring the funk!

To the people donating to #CheetoJesus right now:
Really?
The man who promised to pay the legal fees of his supporters who roughed up protesters at his campaign rallies? But didn’t. The man who promised #J6 domestic terrorists that he would bail them out? But didn’t. The man who has promised countless of small contractors paid work? But didn’t. The man who said he never paid #StormyDaniels hush money while Melania was breastfeeding? But totally did.

Quote edited for slight clarity and accuracy identifying Individual 1:
‘Federal investigators have obtained what the paper called “new and significant evidence” that suggests #CheetoJesus rifled through some of the boxes containing the documents in question after receiving the subpoena, apparently in an attempt to hold on to certain items, the paper reported Sunday.’ https://apple.news/Ab2LkLkhmR-mV0DffzlRt7g

White Christian nationalists are now comparing Trump’s “torture” to “what Jesus Christ went through to save us. President Trump is our savior in this country.” Seriously? Well, in that case, I’m looking forward to Good Friday.

I know: that wasn’t very “Christian” of me. Being an atheist, I’m good that.
#CheetoJesus #TrumpIsNoChrist #TrumpIsNoChristian #Trump #Jesus #GoodFriday #CINO

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I bet #CheetoJesus feels regrets for ever simping for his own daughter… https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ivanka-trump-jared-kushner-subpoenaed-special-counsel-investigating/story?id=97398257

Now, more than ever, Trump refuses to be seen in public unless he’s been sprayed with two layers of Cheeto dust. These past several days, he’s noticed things haven’t been going particularly well for voluminous white windbags.
#DonaldTrump #CheetoJesus #SpyBalloons #WhiteWindbags #NORAD

#MarALago better have a lot of #ketchup on hand for the #CheetoJesus dinner tonight!!! https://apple.news/AOseHgINvSiicy2tw9rZKsw

I’m not going to say #MAGA #CheetoJesus is in trouble, but #Pence just got subpoenaed by the #DOJ #SpecialCounsel. Again, not going to say it mainly because I don’t want to jinx that this might have some significance. Finally. Maybe?!

Remember when #CheetoJesus said he was going to be the president ever for LGBTQ+ Americans. He was no good in Round 1. Round 2 he promises to be an even bigger shithead towards that community. What an asshat. https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/02/trump-vows-to-ban-healthcare-for-trans-kids-consequences-for-lgbtq-friendly-teachers/

Love watching #LadyG grovel at the feet of the #CheetoJesus when the ship is sinking and so few rats will stick around. #Trump earned more for his campaign before he announced. I’m going to need a big bag of popcorn for this 2024 #GOP Clown Show. https://apple.news/AFABGXYw5QXygn7LcLtNOzQ

#TrumpIsaDisease
#CheetoJesus