It’s minus five and my feet are #cold.
My #wife used to say my toes were like tiny ice cubes. But she’d still let me warm them between her calfs (calves?) when we were in bed.

But now we’re #divorced, so my cold toes will retain their icy status. As I’ve said before, sleeping in socks is #weird and I just can’t do it.

#ColdNights #ColdToes