@nihilistwendys I horked down two of the #SuperUltraMegaDeluxeBaconator #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote burgers myself.

Thank you to all who picked up some #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote burgers! 🍔

We're sorry to say they're all gone now. Gone, lost to the void of darkness at the end of all things. 🌀

Get some french fries instead! 🍟

Thank you to all who picked up some #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote burgers! 🍔

We're sorry to say they're all gone now. Gone, lost to the void of darkness at the end of all things. 🌀

Get some french fries instead! 🍟

Thank you to all who picked up some #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote burgers!

We're sorry to say they're all gone now. Gone, as is the fate of all things, lost to the void in time and the darkness at the end of all things.

We were going to offer a #PoliceOfficerQuoteSpecialUnquote, but they're all bastards and the meat is tainted with evil.

Get some french fries instead! 🍟

We've just run out of our #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef! The supply has run out and we were foolish to assign any meaning to it!

Thank fuck Dave had a contingency plan and had himself frozen. For a limited time, we're proud to offer the #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote combo meal!

Don't ask what's in it. Or why it was frozen instead of fresh. 🍔🍟