I recently read that almost everyone has a naked . You know, the fit one that walks around their house with the window blinds open.

So, I was wondering why don’t I seem to have a naked neighbor? I just finished my nude in my living room this morning with the bright sun warming my skin, and this is what I’m pondering as I relax with my pot of freshly brewed () before getting dressed for the busy day ahead. I feel .

#neighbor #nude #Yoga #tea #darjeeling #cheated #friday #DeepThoughts

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Brandon Milholland · @BXQ
13 followers · 300 posts · Server sciences.social

Just thinking about fantasy novels. Authors usually invent some fictitious animals and plants (and sometimes fungi, eg mushrooms). But I don't think I've read a fantasy novel with a fictitious bacteria or virus. Sometimes, they have fictitious diseases. But do fantasy novels even have germs? If someone is getting healed by a wizard or something, and you looked at them with a microscope, would you see all kinds of germs getting zapped by microscopic bolts of magic?πŸ€”

#fantasy #DeepThoughts

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I feel like Threads has missed a golden opportunity to call posting "sewing"

#DeepThoughts

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Random thoughts for car people.
It seems to me that universally EVERYONE hates piano black components in cars, so why do manufacturers keep putting it in cars?

#DeepThoughts #cartalk

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I feel like rugby was invented by a homosexual

#DeepThoughts

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The new Webb space telescope is amazing…
…but have you ever wondered what testicles feel like when floating in the weightlessness of space?
πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€

#DeepThoughts #qblueheart #humor #sex #Space #questionoftheday #nsfw

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Matt MacIntyre · @thinkontheclock
40 followers · 79 posts · Server halifaxsocial.ca

Sipping my first cup of coffee for the day at 11am.

This raises multiple questions, including, but not limited to:

Who *am* I?

Is this what 2023 is going to be like?

Why?

What year is it?

Oh, right... it's 2023.

#Coffee #DeepThoughts #questions #newyear #whodis

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Quinn Blueheart · @qblueheart
179 followers · 355 posts · Server smutlandia.com


The new Webb space telescope is amazing…
…but have you ever wondered what testicles feel like when floating in the weightlessness of space?
πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€

#DeepThoughts #qblueheart #humor #sex #Space #questionoftheday #nsfw

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Brian Vastag · @brianvastag
669 followers · 370 posts · Server sciencemastodon.com

You'll never convince me - a person whose last name starts with "V" - that four points is enough for a V in Scrabble. It's worth at least 6. V's are hard to use! Just look at today's Spelling Bee (NY Times). "V" is the center letter & there are very few words possible.

#scrabble #points #letters #DeepThoughts #spellingbee

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@denebeim is the "thot" in deepthot more related to something "spicy" or is it more related to thoughts as in / or was it just a random name that means absolutely nothing?

#deepthought #DeepThoughts

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we can send space craft to other planets in our solar system, but when I open a new jug of protein power I still have to shove my hand inside and dig around for the scooper.... progress?

#DeepThoughts

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OK
Is cereal just cold soup?

#fediverse #DeepThoughts

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Tobias Wilson-Bates · @phdhurtbrain
944 followers · 658 posts · Server c18.masto.host

Did we ever actually discover who let the dogs out?

#DeepThoughts

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Tobias Wilson-Bates · @phdhurtbrain
735 followers · 552 posts · Server c18.masto.host

Having kids really helps you think about the deep truths of the world, like, this morning I had a lengthy discussion about how burps are not technically farts coming out of your mouth.

#DeepThoughts #parenting #knowledge

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Tobias Wilson-Bates · @phdhurtbrain
585 followers · 417 posts · Server c18.masto.host

Sometimes need to question whether Middlemarch is reality and it is we who are the study of provincial life

#DeepThoughts #Middlemarch #Victodon

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