Rules for telling other people what to #eat and/or how to eat it:

1. Has this person asked you for a recommendation? If so, go ahead. If not, go to step 2.

2. Is this person a small #child under your care? If so, go ahead. If not, go to step 3.

3. Are you a trained and licensed #dietician talking to your patient? If so, go ahead. If not, you should probably stop talking now.

One of these days, if I can ever afford it, I swear there are a bunch of people I’m going to invite to dinner at a fancy #steakhouse and order well-done for the entire table, just to watch their reactions.