Confiscated Pillow Phone · @officialunofficialjdc
268 followers · 3660 posts · Server mastodon.lol
6 inches is just right, in my opinion.
#weather #wx #snow #forecast #DoubleEntendre
Dean · @SillyDean
59 followers · 117 posts · Server mastodon.lol#Overheard on the TV just now:
Woman (eating): "It's so creamy! What is--?"
Man (cook): "It's love!"
#Cum again?
#overheard #cum #DoubleEntendre
Dean · @SillyDean
20 followers · 32 posts · Server mastodon.lol
#Mood 😋
(My mom of all people got me this shirt for Christmas a few years ago, not realizing "noods" was a #DoubleEntendre until after she bought it. She told me tonight it's her favorite of the shirts she's given me as presents.)
Jem · @jem
17 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.lolLeast well worded entry to our annual festive pets competition: ‘My mum wants me to enter her,’ writes a rather cute dog. #carryon #DoubleEntendre #weeklynews #Journo
#carryon #DoubleEntendre #weeklynews #Journo
Dean · @SillyDean
14 followers · 20 posts · Server mastodon.lol
Studiously avoiding the #Pokemon hashtag--won't have a chance to play the new game until I'm back home from visiting family--but Facebook reminded me of this #TeamSkull gem from 2016 (apologies for lackluster photo quality)
#pokemon #teamskull #DoubleEntendre #gay