> be me
> average girl, 31y/o, living in big Eastern Europe city
> buy elden ring, what’s wrong could be
> big guy slaps you after 15 second’s because you wanted to go nearby
> strange man on a horse is chasing you
> man dressed as Santa Claus is selling shit in the middle of ruined parcel
> finally getting home
> Elden Ring music starts playing

#ELDENRING #videogame

IT’S A PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU ALL THAT MALENIA, BLADE OF ROTTUSY, HAS BEEN VANQUISHED AT 6TH ATTEMPT #ELDENRING #MALENIA #bossfight

Melina from #ELDENRING is definitely my crush and waifu, haha. Most beautiful and charming being in FROM SOFTWARE history

So yes, a dark haired girl who plays as blonde girl now became Elden Lord. Show some respect!
#ELDENRING #eldenringfanart #fromsoftware #darksouls

#EldenRing po długim czasie wszedł dobrze. Pokonałam Godfrey'a i po kilku próbach Morgotta, przeszłam więc całą stolicę. Poszłam na Mountaintop, gdzie zatrzymałam się na przeskurwysynie Fire Giant.
Jebany rudzielec - jak to mówi mój kolega Polak w pracy - nigdy nie można ufać nawet łysym, bo mogliby być rudzi 🔥

I have to admit that for a long time I haven't been as absorbed by the game world as I was absorbed by Night City in #Cyberpunk2077. I usually only play the #DarkSouls series, this year #EldenRing and just pretend to play other #videogames, returning to the #FROMSOFTWARE series after an hour or two. The #CDPROJEKT game is simply stunning. I can't play it well, I can't use half of the features, only after 22 hours of playing I learned where the attributes are dispatched (yes, apparently that's how long I played with a character with a skilltree on the first level), but ... This music is perfect. Just driving car makes me feel great after a long day of work. The plot is great, the side characters are well drawn and natural in behavior.
I drive to work listening to a fictional SAMURAI band and if there's a better way to start a long Monday, you guys have to explain to me how.

POLAKI GOTOWAĆ NIE UMIEJĄ, KEBAB ROBIĄ TRAGICZNY, NOSZĄ ŚMIESZNE KASZKIETY, ALE ZA TO #CYBERPUNK2077 WYSZEDŁ IM DOSKONALE.
GRA 10/10, JEDYNA DLA KTÓREJ ODERWAŁAM SIĘ OD #ELDENRING I #DARKSOULS NA DŁUŻEJ NIŻ PÓŁ GODZINY

今日份的#艾尔登法环 #eldenring  

— 碎星打了四五次都没打过，最好的一次打到他1/4血。
— 学院里面跑了下图，很轻松地打赢了红狼，在屋顶转悠了一会儿，然后在拿钥匙的地方摔死了……
— 用学院捡的魔石剑钥匙开了地下城那个门，转了一下，结果发现等着我的居然是熔炉骑士……啊，游戏至今，除了靠卡地形打过的史东薇尔城那个以外，我还没有打赢过任何一个熔炉骑士……

#eldenring 打完红狼以后，跑了老么远都没找到赐福点，然后在拿第二把学院钥匙的地方摔死了……

我恨这个游戏所有要跳的地方！😭😭

艾尔登之兽好难打啊，还没打两下就跑到地图的另一边，跋山涉水跑过去它又飞走了，技能还全是aoe血还厚。。。不过打完它就通关了！我是不会放弃的！
#EldenRing
#gaming

啊啊啊我刚打过碎星了！！！原来是我太怕死一直不敢近身才打不过，只要举着盾勇敢上就行了！！！之前一直觉得我一个法师怎么能近战呢结果这次完全没有用魔法全程在碎星脚底下砍居然就过了！不用管boss 招式多可怕多帅直接硬刚！有的伤害可以选择硬吃不然一直闪避都近不了身，原来最大的困难是克服恐惧！
#EldenRing
#gaming

剧透
您也是双重人格？女性人格是要打破黄金律，男性人格是要维护黄金律。​
#EldenRing

RT @Eight8249@twitter.com

I knew it 😔

#ELDENRING

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Eight8249/status/1504102901429727234

对魂系毫无兴趣，连 #只狼 都玩不进去，但是反正 PS5 太丑买不下去手玩不到 #HorizonForbiddenWest 外加这次 promise 有改变不然就跟风 #EldenRing 代餐？
#gaming