A neighbor was once saying "oh, if you buy three [of this product] on sale, you pay cheaper" and I said, very dry: "if you buy just one, it's even cheaper" and she called me #Julius.

I didn't know him until then, but I think he is now my Spiritual Guide.

#EverybodyHatesChris

#EverybodyHatesChris animated series?? What? The original is fine, they better not mess it up!