Wake up slightly (and semi-painfully) early so I can run to work and catch a morning meeting.

In a groggy haze I’m sipping my coffee.l when the phone lights up… a notification.

Meeting is cancelled.

#fml #goodmorning #tuesday

Kleiner Leistenbruch #FML

When you have to use shitty #microsoft planner because some twat in IT decided it’s better than #Trello. See also: the same twat denying us Miro or Figma. We’re only a #servicedesign team ffs. #fml

Hurra wieder Arbeit #FML

CenTex today. No heat index noted here. I did not want to look it up. #FML

Sweet fucking baby jesus this is the bullshit we’ll see from rich people in Teslas soon, isn’t it.

Just the best….

#apple #visionpro #fml

Paxlovid… when the preventative meds are worse than the disease, we’re here for you! #ad
#fml 🤢 🤮

Going to bed early does not solve my tiredness issues. It just means I will lie there even longer with leg cramps, having to go pee. #FML

This whole sentence from @axios is a perfect example of our garbage-filled shitshow current state of existence.

#fml
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#joerogan #Vaccine #twitter

I started a pack of biscuits and then realised I hadn't finished the previous pack.

#FML

@NovaHellion @adamcr @thefalcon @Atrain

#FOMO x #FML! I missed "booty pop gym pic."

No one is f*cking safe, and #COVID19 is not over. I think that's the message. #FML

De vrouw, die haar dagcrème in haar zojuist gewassen haren smeerde, groet u.
#maandag #fml

Oh yay, this Instacard order is going well. I have I think 13 or 14 items, and I've already had to ask the shopper to refund like 5 or 6 things. Looks like I'll be ordering a second time today. #FML

WHY is no #minijack on #iphone?! #lightning #FML

Oh. And there's some sportsball thing tonight. And drinking until you fall over is a national sport on the Isle of Man.
#FML

Ugh, today is going to be a long-ass day! Between the weather transitioning to spring, and my middle stage of stopping my antidepressent medication, I maybe got three or four hours of sleep. #FML

🎧 #FML #WaffleHouse is trending! 😂

I shoot most of my skypics from a Waffle House parking lot near my house.

#JonasBrothers #WaffleHouseIndex #Scatteredsmotheredandcovered #thesouth #southerncultureappropriatingwyckoffs #music #boybands

https://youtu.be/jCD8RHFye80

The snow gods won't even show mercy on my b-day. When was the last time it actually snowed so much in April? Dear Sun, where are you? #smh #fml

Had numbness in one hand off and on for a few months after twisting my back on a new mattress (which has been replaced). No family doctor.

Went into a walk-in clinic, they ordered a neck x-ray. Just saw the results on a patient web portal: there is *possibly* a mild compression fracture in vertebrae C6 in my neck.

Well, the walk-in clinic isn't taking walk-ins until Monday...

Not sure what to do with this information in the meantime. I'm not a doctor.

#Spine
#DegenerativeDisc
#FML