In tomorrow's budget, #Australia's Treasurer is set to replace the #JobKeeper program with the #FartMaker.
Take #selfie videos while picking #beans, #broccoli, #bokChoy, #cabbage or #kale and earn #fiatRewards.
In a surprise pairing with BigTech, #JobSeekers and non-#homeBuilders will lose support and telecommunications services if Alexa, Siri or Google detect I2P traffic or a #fastFood fart.
Also #ElonMusk may randomly drone bomb you.
#australia #jobkeeper #FartMaker #selfie #beans #broccoli #bokchoy #cabbage #kale #fiatRewards #jobseekers #homeBuilders #fastfood #elonmusk #jobMaker #work #jobs #jerbz