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FiXato · @FiXato
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When you can't find your , it might be using active catouflage.


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FiXato · @FiXato
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Reason and treason are just one tea apart.


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FiXato · @FiXato
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FiXato · @FiXato
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Hvor går sild etter de blir spist?
Till skjær*sild*en

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FiXato · @FiXato
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#pun #puns #wordplay #FiXatoPUNishes #doctorwho #drwho #timelords #pigs #porkypig

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FiXato · @FiXato
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When your grocery bag splits open at the end of the road, you could say it was a moment of cull-the-sack.

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FiXato · @FiXato
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Open media

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FiXato · @FiXato
392 followers · 9725 posts · Server toot.cat
Open media

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FiXato · @FiXato
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beartalebearer

(a is a person who spreads rumours/gossip)

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FiXato · @FiXato
398 followers · 9641 posts · Server toot.cat

If someone complains about you using phrases like d'you, I'd've, and 'tisn't, does that make them a critic?

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FiXato · @FiXato
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Live long and Phosphorous

🖖

#startrek #pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #crt #llap

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FiXato · @FiXato
395 followers · 9536 posts · Server toot.cat

one-cent-thief-incentive

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FiXato · @FiXato
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The cremation ended prematurely; whether it was long enough remains to be seen.

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FiXato · @FiXato
394 followers · 9476 posts · Server toot.cat

"Here's my number, just call me on my shell-phone"

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FiXato · @FiXato
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"Seal you later!"

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FiXato · @FiXato
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Because they are gullible...

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FiXato · @FiXato
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#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #eltonjohn

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FiXato · @FiXato
393 followers · 9412 posts · Server toot.cat

Why did the methamphetamine addict go to the theatre?

...

He heard they were looking for methhead actors.

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FiXato · @FiXato
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They suffered from pier pressure.

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FiXato · @FiXato
393 followers · 9412 posts · Server toot.cat

#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #FiXatoCreative #wordplay #flies #bookworms

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