Today's first achievement: reupholstered my office chair.

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#upholstery #FirstTime #upcycling #repair

Less than a week! At this point, my mind is just starting to go “ahhhhhh!”. But then I tell myself, Misty, keep your wits about you. If you keep your wits about you, things will go a lot more smoothly. you’ve prepared yourself to the maximum. you’ve prepared yourself for lots of contingencies. you’ve got plans A, B, C, D and E. Still, I can’t lie. Something is always bound to go wrong on a trip like this and I’m just starting to get a bit nervous. #BlindSoloTravel #Internationally #FirstTime

#GiveSomethingAwayDay #sapphic #celebration I'm giving away one hardcover copy of TURNING POINT, my #FirstTime #EnemiesToLovers #celebrity #moms #romance. Leave a comment here for a chance to win.

"Scar" tells the story of a city girl on a quest to find herself in the Alaskan wilderness rescued by a reclusive mountain man — and what happens next!

In this high heat audiobook, you get my Naive Ingenue Voice, my Burly Mountain Man Voice, plus first time sex & steamy consensual spanking. (Yes, "Spanking Romance" is a romance genre if you didn't know.)

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#Romance #RomanceBooks #Audiobooks #Spanking #Spanko #FirstTime @spanking @romancelandia @audiobooks

1. #AgeGap: Scar is an older man + younger woman romance (and a bit of a #GrumpySunshine pairing, too.) The gap is significant.

2. #FirstTime: Marilyn is a virgin when the story starts... and that's all we'll say about that. (It's all very consensual.)

3. #Spanking! It's a spanking romance, very steamy, & again strong on consent.

https://geni.us/scarh

@romancelandia @audiobooks @AudioFiction @bdsm #BDSM #Spanko #ImpactPlay 2/2

My amazing Master student Mr. Patrick Laumann is presenting his work on volcano-seismic event classification in Hall X2 poster X2.216 today from 8.30 am onwards. Please passby and say hi. #firsttime #EGU23 #volcano #timeseriesanalysis @EuroGeosciences

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Can you remember?

I'm in a new relationship so I'm having a lot of 'firsts' with my girlfriend.

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Today was the first time we put clean sheets on the bed together.

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We had trouble deciding who was in charge!

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#FirstTime #Laughing #HavingFun

Hey guys and gals of #mastodon

I need your help in spreading my writing so if you boost or favorite this post, you gets a new follower. It's the least I can do!

With #JohnWick being a fantastic #action franchise and #JohnWick4 being less than a week away, I have decided to not only watch each entry for the #firsttime but also #write creative pieces for each over on The Movie Nerds entertainment blog.

Check it out when you can and tell me what you think!

https://www.themovienerds.com/post/john-wick-chapter-2-keanu-reeves-returns-to-neo-noir-as-an-assassin-falling-from-grace

"Scar" is a contemporary romance story that contains graphic depictions of sexual acts, and is intended for a mature audience (18+).

[Spoilers ahead]

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It's also a spanking romance. It's explicitly consensual & not presented in an abusive way.

If you like First Time stories, grumpy/sunshine pairings, or spanky romances, you'll love it.

https://geni.us/scarh

#SelfPromo #FirstTime #GrumpySunshine #Spanking #Spanko #SpankingRomance #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Romance #Bookstodon

My Erotic Romance Audiobook Collection contains graphic depictions of sexual acts, and is intended for a mature audience (18+).

In addition, I feel compelled to point out that Innocent Valentine & BBW Fetish have lurid covers & filthy book descriptions, but the stories are big-hearted & adorable in addition to being steamy. Please don't let the publisher's packaging choices put you off! 😂

#NSFW #Exhibitionism #Voyeurism #PhoneSex #BBW #FirstTime

If you like steamy stories with happily ever afters, my Erotic Romance Collection has you covered!

Lockdown & Dirty by @Smutty_Guy
Friends to lovers + enthusiastic consent
https://geni.us/LDAD

Innocent Valentine
Adorable first time story + gentle comedy
https://geni.us/IVale

BBW Fetish
Hot BBW Romance + sizzling finale
https://geni.us/bbwf

Get them now!

CW ⬇

#SelfPromo #Erotica #Romance #EroticRomance #BBWRomance #BBW #FirstTime #FriendsToLovers @smutstodon
@romancelandia

Fisted for the Money
by Hedon Press
narrated by Adara Astin
length: 35 min

🚨 High heat / hardcore
🚨 Age Gap: Older Man / Younger Woman
🚨 Abuse of Authority / DubCon / Reluctant
🚨 Web cam / Voyeurism
🚨 First Time Kink Adventures

Feeling naughty? Get it now!

https://geni.us/FFTMo

#SelfPromo #Erotica #NSFW #DubCon #Kink #FirstTime #DarkRomance #BDSM @Fisting @smutstodon

She waited until she found the right guy. She's a little nervous. What could possibly go wrong?

Sizzling hot, "Innocent Valentine" is the perfect audiobook for fans of first time sex stories and awkward comedy.

Get it now! https://geni.us/IVale

PS If you haven't heard my "innocent virgin voice," you haven't lived. 💋

#SelfPromo #NSFW #Erotica #FirstTime #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Bookstodon @audiobooks @bookstodon.com @smutstodon

Ok, so this is my first post here. Honestly, not sure where to start or what to expect. But hey, Twitter alternative and beyond? Why not? #FirstTime #firstpost

My #FirstTime being #published as a #literarytranslator . A #hindi short story by Ravindra Kalia published in Out Of Print magazine's 47th Issue in an english #translation under the title, "Life In Big City"

All thanks to my mentor @shreedaisy for her wonderful insights & generous guidance.

You can read the story here

https://www.outofprintmagazine.co.in/ravindra-kalia_life-in-the-big-city.html

My romantic comedy book - The Taming Of April - will be available for the first time at Fan Expo Cleveland in March! Don't miss your opportunity to be one of the first ones to get a copy. #fanexpocleveland #thetamingofapril #frankjamesbailey #debut #firsttime #writer

Innocent Valentine
Length: 20 min

🌶 Impatient Virgin
🌶 Hot Boyfriend
🌶 Awkward Comedy
🌶 First Time Sex
🌶 Happily Ever After

Available in Ebook & Auiobook on Amazon, Audible & AppleBooks.

https://geni.us/IVale

#Audiobook #Audiobooks #Bookstodon #Erotica #SelfPromo #FirstTime #EroticRomance #Comedy #RomanticComedy #Kindle

Fingers & Fists
by Hedon Press
Length: 20 minutes

🌶 Erotic Romance
🌶 Workplace Romance
🌶 Boss-Employee Sex
🌶 Restaurant Kitchen Sex
🌶 Age Gap: Older Man + Younger Woman
🌶 First Time Kink Adventures
🌶 Fisting
🌶 Happily Ever After

https://geni.us/FAFi

#Audiobook #Audiobooks #Bookstodon #Erotica #SelfPromo #AgeGap #OlderMan #YoungerWoman #Kink #FirstTime #Fisting #EroticRomance #WorkplaceRomance #RestaurantRomance

Saved by the Mountain Man: Mountain Men Love Curves

☑ Instalove Romance
☑ Alpha Male Mountain Man
☑ BBW / Curvy Girl Protagonist
☑ Age Gap: Older Man + Younger Woman
☑ Contemporary Romance with explicit sex scenes
☑ First time sex
☑ Spanking / kink / light BDSM
☑ High Heat
☑ Happily Ever After (obvs)

#Audiobook #Audiobooks #Romance #Bookstodon #Audiobookstodon #Romance #Romance #Romancelandia #FirstTime #FirstTimeSex #Spanking #Spanko #Kink #BDSM #BBW #AgeGap #OlderMan #YoungerWoman

Jesse: Just four more hours to go! Join me on #Twitch for an #Unboxing #Stream like you've never seen before. I sure haven't, at least.

Join me here (https://www.twitch.tv/jessef8693) at 4:00 PM EST. It'll be fun! If you're lucky, I might open the stream a couple minutes early.
#Windows #Windows11 #Tech #A11y #FirstTime