#Floriduh continues efforts to make their #HigherEd degrees worthless outside of the state.

>Florida university system approves classical admissions test, an SAT and ACT alternative https://www.highereddive.com/news/florida-university-system-approves-classical-admissions-test-an-sat-and-ac/693200/

#academia #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists

I guess when they arrive in KY, and they will in due time, I hope Costco might employ me as a receipt checker.

>‘There won’t be libraries left’: how a Florida county became the book ban heartland of the US
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/19/clay-county-florida-book-bans-moms-for-liberty

#PartyOfStupid #Christofascists #BannedBooks #censorship #Floriduh #libraries

Today's #FloridaWoman story.

Florida woman allegedly uses ‘maximum strength’ bear spray on her sister and a 1-year-old boy to end an argument about parking space https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-woman-allegedly-uses-maximum-strength-bear-spray-on-her-sister-and-a-1-year-old-boy-to-end-an-argument-about-parking-space/

#Floriduh

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Again, DO NOT put evidence of your crimes nor flaunt them on #SocialMedia. More so if you happen to have unique tattoos that will identify you right away.

>Florida man arrested after flaunting stolen Mercedes online following ‘rash’ of car break-ins: deputies https://nypost.com/2023/09/04/florida-man-arrested-after-flaunting-stolen-mercedes-online-following-rash-of-car-break-ins-deputies/

#FloridaMan #Floriduh

Good. Anyhow, if you are #LGBTQ you should be if you can be attending university almost anywhere but #Floriduh and Texas.

>Campus Pride Dumps Florida and Texas Universities from Best of Best List https://www.advocate.com/education/campus-pride-dumps-florida-texas

#HigherEd #academia #bigotry

@ADignorantium Crusty old bread covered in a thick layer of fascism. #Florida #Floriduh

@Bwheatnyc @dustcircle Yeah, DeSantis is so predictable. #Florida #Floriduh

Just another #racist day in the good old U.S. of A.

>‘Can’t Stand to See a Black Man In Their Waters’: Florida Surfer’s Board Nailed to Tree ‘Like a Lynching’ In Alleged Brazen Act of Racist Vandalism https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/08/31/black-florida-surfers-board-nailed-to-tree/

#ThisIsAmerica #bigotry #Floriduh

Today's #FloridaWoman story. FFS. (Yes, she is doing it for fun, it is not due to necessity or such. Jeebus.)

>Woman swimming through hurricane Idalia-flooded Florida street caught on video https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/woman-swims-through-idalia-flooded-florida-caught-on-video/

#Floriduh

Quiz: Could You Pass Anti-Woke Diversity Training In Florida? https://www.theonion.com/quiz-could-you-pass-anti-woke-diversity-training-in-fl-1850782073

#BarelySatire #Floriduh #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists

In #ThingsYouCannotDoWhileBlack: Get a low score on a standardized test. You might get shot, according to #Floriduh

>Florida Elementary School Under Fire for Telling Black Students They Could End Up ‘Killed’ or ‘In Jail’ If They Get Low Test Scores In Impromptu Assembly https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/08/28/florida-elementary-school-under-fire-for-pulling-black-students-out-of-class-for-assembly/

#PartyOfStupid #bigotry #racism #fuckery

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: What adults do consensually is their business. Not judging on the incest, but for fuck's sake, keep the minors out of it.

Florida siblings filmed themselves engaging in ‘consensual sex’ https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-siblings-filmed-themselves-engaging-in-consensual-sex-in-front-of-2-kids-police/

#Floriduh #crime

Again, down in #Floriduh. The monkey was a bit disappointed they would not serve him on the drive-thru for being on foot.

>Monkey spotted at Florida Popeyes drive-thru: ‘Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen’ https://nypost.com/2023/08/23/monkey-seen-at-florida-popeyes-weirdest-thing-ive-ever-seen/

If you remember your basic school biology, you should clearly understand why this is a problem. (Unless you attend a school in a place like #Floriduh and #Texas, in which case I am sorry for you).

It's Getting Too Hot for Tropical Trees to Photosynthesize, Scientists Warn https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v7bzpy/its-getting-too-hot-for-tropical-trees-to-photosynthesize-scientists-warn

#biology #environment #ClimateChange #plants #flora

Today's #FloridaWoman story. 🚽

Florida brawl erupts at chicken wing restaurant after women intentionally clog toilet: cops https://nypost.com/2023/08/22/brawl-at-chicken-wing-restaurant-triggered-after-5-women-clogged-toilet-police/

#Floriduh

And now, another installment of the ever going American saga that is Tales of the #ResponsibleGunOwners, #Floriduh edition.

9-year-old gets ahold of a gun, accidentally shoots, kills 6-year-old: Cops https://lawandcrime.com/crime/9-year-old-gets-ahold-of-a-gun-accidentally-shoots-kills-6-year-old-cops/

Meanwhile, in #Floriduh.

How to kill a university https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2023/08/16/how-to-kill-a-university/ by @pzmyers

#HigherEd #academia #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists

@theonion Please stop giving #Floriduh ideas.

Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave https://www.theonion.com/florida-students-given-lifelike-dolls-to-simulate-respo-1850688345

#BarelySatire #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists #education

#BarelySatire.
#Floriduh #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists

New Florida School Curriculum Requires Students To Keep Eyes Shut Tight All Day Until Safe At Home https://www.theonion.com/new-florida-school-curriculum-requires-students-to-keep-1850735540

But wait, there is more. FTA: "At press time, Diaz [FL education chief] added that all teachers would soon be required to have their lips sewn shut and be chemically castrated before they could legally interact with students."

Ouch.

#BarelySatire.
#Floriduh #PartyOfStupid #Christofascists

Meanwhile, down in #Floriduh where apparently some manatee orgies (they often mate in groups) are bothering the puritan locals.

As George Michael would sing, "sex is natural, sex is fun" 🎶 so leave the manatees alone.

Florida sheriff’s office urges public to stop calling 911 on manatees having sex https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/wild-manatee-sex-rituals-spark-issues-for-florida-police/