Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: You may get treated "like encroaching roaches by airport representatives" and told to STFU at least we did not crash the plane.

>Delta passengers stranded on island after diversion warned not to start a ‘revolution,’ told to be ‘grateful’ plane didn’t crash https://nypost.com/2023/09/11/delta-fliers-on-island-after-diversion-told-to-be-grateful-plane-didnt-crash/

Again, reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: some prude puritan working for the airline will shame your choice of clothing.

>Seven-time American Ninja warrior star says Southwest Airlines shamed her ‘inappropriate’ outfit https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/american-ninja-warrior-star-maggi-thorne-says-southwest-shamed-her-outfit/

On follow up, and still reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars. 💩 💥

>Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’ https://nypost.com/2023/09/07/passengers-onboard-diarrhea-plane-share-ordeal/

More reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars.

"Some people think it's funny
But it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea
Diarrhea..." 🎶 🎵

>Delta flight forced into emergency landing by passenger’s diarrhea: ‘This is a biohazard’ https://nypost.com/2023/09/04/delta-flight-forced-into-emergency-landing-by-passengers-diarrhea/

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars. If you have allergies to animals, you may be shit out of luck.

>Allergic to cats or dogs? Read this before you fly
https://www.elliott.org/the-navigator/seated-next-pooch-plane-bad/

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Fights with assholes carrying too much shit who hog too much space in the small overhead compartments.

>American Airlines passenger allegedly kicked off plane over bag space fight caught on video
https://nypost.com/2023/09/01/man-fuming-about-overhead-bin-space-kicked-off-plane-after-threatening-flight-attendant-dont-point-at-me/

#SomethingSpecialInTheAir

#FYI #FlyingCattleCars

#SaveYouAClick: It's a Korean airline, and it is for testing aircraft safety.

>Airline starts weighing passengers: Here's why https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4178020-airline-starts-weighing-passengers-heres-why/

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: they could push you off the plane if you don't move fast enough. Jeebus.

>United Airlines Agent Allegedly ‘Giggled’ After ‘Aggressively’ Pushing Quadriplegic Man Off Plane. Now the Company Must Pay His Family $30M https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/08/26/united-airlines-agrees-to-pay-30-million-to-family-of-quadriplegic-man/

The study looks at a decade of data (last year highest losses), so in essence they are finding your luggage from 10 years ago now...maybe. LOL. #FlyingCattleCars

>Lost luggage showing signs of recovery after hitting 10-year high https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66438234

#SaveYouAClick: If you need to ask, you are probably one of the assholes that are reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars. Having said that, there may be a few things the airlines are just doing overkill.

Are you an unruly passenger? How to know https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/4159928-are-you-an-unruly-passenger-how-to-know/

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: your pilot might just have had it and snaps.

Unhinged United Airlines pilot attacks parking gate with ax: ‘Just hit his breaking point’ https://nypost.com/2023/08/18/united-airlines-pilot-attacks-parking-gate-with-ax-video/

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: If you are blind, and you need to buy a plane ticket with some assistance, fuck you, use the app.

Blind man says Easyjet staff 'refused to help' him buy flights https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-66541768

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Asshole inconsiderate passengers reclining seat, fucks up your laptop. Then the airline pretty much tells you fuck you and won't pay for damage either.

Plane Passenger’s $1,500 MacBook Pro Gets Destroyed After The Person In Front Decides To Recline https://www.boredpanda.com/plane-passengers-laptop-destroyed-seat/

Again, reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: some dumbass aircraft might get in front of your plane trying to take off.

American Airlines passenger recalls ‘terrifying’ moment plane screeched to a halt in near-crash https://nypost.com/2023/08/16/american-airlines-passenger-recalls-terrifying-near-crash/

In reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: You don't want to hear the copilot ask: "Is there a doctor on the plane?"

Pilot dies in bathroom of Boeing 787 — forcing emergency landing after Miami takeoff https://nypost.com/2023/08/16/pilot-dies-on-latam-flight-to-chile-forcing-emergency-landing/

Because there are clusterfucks, and then there is this. Holy shit! How the fuck you still got kids on a bus at 10pm? Not even airlines managing their #FlyingCattleCars are this incompetent nor their software as awful as the PoS this school district apparently used for their buses.

Kentucky's 1st school day ends in "disaster" when buses drop kids off at 10pm. Superintendent apologizes (video) https://boingboing.net/2023/08/10/kentuckys-1st-school-day-ends-in-disaster-after-buses-dropped-off-kids-at-10pm-superintendent-apologizes-video.html

#KentuckyProud #fail

Yet more reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars. Some pervy doctor might jack off and let it fly next to you or your kids.

Doctor masturbated next to sleeping ‘companion’ on flight from Honolulu to Boston in front of 14-year-old girl traveling with grandparents: Feds https://lawandcrime.com/crime/doctor-masturbated-next-to-sleeping-companion-on-flight-from-honolulu-to-boston-in-front-of-14-year-old-girl-traveling-with-grandparents-feds/

#crime #perverts #WTF

There has been an 80% drop in cases of unruly airline passengers since 2021 https://www.npr.org/2023/08/09/1192989392/airline-passenger-behavior-faa-fbi

FTA: "No more COVID protocols to deal with such as mask wearing, and less stress. That is what most of the drop is related to."

I'd still avoid the #FlyingCattleCars.

In follow up. The Karen has been identified, and that she is from Texas is not really surprising. #FlyingCattleCars

American Airlines passenger behind ‘not real’ viral tirade that delayed travelers for hours ID’d as marketing executive https://nypost.com/2023/08/07/tiffany-gomas-ided-as-woman-behind-not-real-plane-meltdown/

#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #TexasFriendly

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Karens and their Kens don't know how to effing behave.

Part of the reason: "...because airlines stripped travelers of creature comforts during the pandemic, according to data and experts." That is sort of bullshit since airlines have been fucking passengers over well since the days of deregulation in the 80s or so.

Wild airplane passenger meltdowns have soared nearly 50% worldwide — here’s why https://nypost.com/2023/08/04/former-air-marshal-reveals-whats-fueling-the-surge-in-passenger-meltdowns-violence-on-planes/