HoustonDog :mastodonworld: · @HoustonDog
471 followers · 814 posts · Server mastodon.world

Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?

: “To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!”

godammit, Gump! You're a goddamn genius!
This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard… you are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.”

#drillsergeant #ForrestGump

Last updated 1 year ago

ChillVet · @ChillVet
4 followers · 175 posts · Server mastodon.world
batteur · @batteur
1 followers · 17 posts · Server sueden.social

@rotauge Auch Regen, der von unten kam?

#ForrestGump

Last updated 1 year ago

YatesWilburn · @YatesWilburn
29 followers · 46 posts · Server mastodon.world

With so many formerly super-MAGA Republicans condemning Trump after his Kanye / Fuentes dinner, we're witnessing one of my favorite parts of politics:

The magical moment when doing the right thing suddenly becomes politically profitable.

#trump #kanyewest #nickfuentes #ForrestGump #republicans #gop #Midterms

Last updated 2 years ago

eltarotmx · @eltarotmx
0 followers · 10 posts · Server mastodon.world
21st Century Man · @quadratur
23 followers · 118 posts · Server det.social

Neulich an einer Ruhrgebietshochschule,
unter anderem:
"Ein kleiner Schritt für dich, ein großer für die Menschheit."
und
"Lauf Forrest, lauf!"

Auf jedem Treppenabsatz ein neuer Spruch. Amüsant, motivierend und vielleicht schon ?



#kunst #ForrestGump #Mondlandung #neilarmstrong #studium

Last updated 2 years ago

Parliamo di news! · @parliamodinews
15 followers · 87554 posts · Server masthead.social

當人生進入不同階段,重看都會嘗到新的味道

#ForrestGump

Last updated 2 years ago

Evelyn🚲葉美華 · @evelyn
329 followers · 2072 posts · Server masto.evelynyap.com

@JonYoder
Toilet paper. Interesting. 🤔

I prefer 's box of chocolate analogy though. 🍫😁 "My mamma always said: life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

#ForrestGump

Last updated 3 years ago