Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialI just walked my barefoot, shirtless toddler across asphalt to pee in the bushes beside a Sonic parking lot, because I can't lift anything over 10 pounds and he told me "I'm gonna potty my seat!"
So, that's how my night is going.
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialIntroducing Diablo Bloodmoon George Gecko Sir Lionel <Final Name Unchosen> Cash. Seen here before his underwater seat of power: Aquapolis upon Sea Gravel.
#FishesOfInstagram #HereFishyFishy #FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CS2mKnXrFx3/?utm_medium=twitter
#herefishyfishy #FortioresPariter #FishesOfInstagram
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialDate night with my live at the incredible @kcwineco@twitter.com!
#KCWineCo #FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CR-XZU0rIVn/?utm_medium=twitter
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialGet you a wife that makes you brisket & eggs.
#FortioresPariter #LivingMyBestLife https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1j3CUppAE/?utm_medium=twitter
#FortioresPariter #livingmybestlife
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialPost-camp out vibe.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CNz0nq0pY00/?igshid=5f9okoagl8nk
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialWhen your weekend is so cool, it takes you back to the '80s.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CNiRuFnJENP/?igshid=1vwk2ys802riz
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialHappy New Year, pt. 3!
#FortioresPariter #HappyNewYear
#202🤞 #202🤞🏿 #202🤞🏾 #202🤞🏽#202🤞🏼 #202🤞🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJfEcOWJUAm/?igshid=367zlhbx4ljy
#FortioresPariter #happynewyear
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialMy daughter used tattoo pens to draw Grogu on my arm. She did a pretty good job for her first try.
#StarWars #TheMandalorian #TheChild #Disney #FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CJUvz1wJTC3/?igshid=zyrnbraex90f
#starwars #themandalorian #TheChild #disney #FortioresPariter
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialMy wife knows me well.
#MerryChristmas #FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CJOoyqxJaI-/?igshid=i2db8uucaysn
#merrychristmas #FortioresPariter
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialTook some family Christmas photos last night. They quickly got out of hand.
#FortioresPariter #MerryChristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CIlKG1dJih6/?igshid=1byaa4c6pk7nq
#FortioresPariter #merrychristmas
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialFor Family. For Freedom. For The City.
#KansasCity #TwoStatesOneCity #FortioresPariter #MaskUp #WearYourMask @ Kansas City, Missouri https://www.instagram.com/p/CIj3FKcJuQp/?igshid=e3hpy2jvbzg2
#WearYourMask #kansascity #TwoStatesOneCity #FortioresPariter #MaskUp
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialMy wife got these kickass advent calendars from Aldi, this year. The cheese one is crazy good. I almost hope she somehow gets allergic to dairy for the next 30 days so I don't have to share.
Almost.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CIUTy6wpME5/?igshid=8hlkawhd59oo
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialHappy Thanksgiving, everyone!
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CIEzVu4J8nd/?igshid=1og862mek2ed2
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialBaby's first whip-it.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CGBfBqWpL0Q/?igshid=paxcwa8m4goj
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialLife is ALWAYS better with a view.
(And no, I'm not talking about the mountains.)
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CFX7AIlpbKy/?igshid=h4ho93tzdhh0
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialAnd the hits just keep on coming. #FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CFAG94NpMtt/?igshid=9q7sye3sqrx9
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialSunday bike rides are the best.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CEP80R7pCrM/?igshid=1ejft0pu9czy7
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialSunday bike rides are the best.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CEP7iS7pAhQ/?igshid=1nwh5vybq02ng
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialJust going for a late night walk with my six of my seven favorite people.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CD5IBUkJWtA/?igshid=tfe6q81ec8xj
Jared Cash · @zepfhyr
15 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.socialLiving his best life.
#FortioresPariter https://www.instagram.com/p/CDaLM6uJGUF/?igshid=1jj103j858yap