PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1609 followers · 4380 posts · Server mstdn.social

Sexy, Costco vibes are also a plus.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1608 followers · 4377 posts · Server mstdn.social

He looks delicious, but what’s the thaw time?

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1608 followers · 4377 posts · Server mstdn.social

Dammit, I can’t make it. I got a flat.

#biking #lol #Humor #Funny #Fun

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1608 followers · 4377 posts · Server mstdn.social

What purple stain on the white carpet? I don’t even drink wine.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

Don’t get it twisted.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

I know you’re happy it’s Friday, but pace yourself.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

They forgot the fortune cookies. 🥠

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

When people are thrashing baby boomers, I think: I might be a little chewed up, but I’m still delightful and precious if you love me.

#boomer #Dogs #Dog #Humour #lol #Humor #Funny #Fun

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

Technology is primitive. Close yourself, you stupid unused tabs.

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Sebastian :coffefied: · @ssamulczyk
274 followers · 2341 posts · Server mstdn.social
Kat · @TheRealKat
371 followers · 1282 posts · Server mstdn.social

Now for some
I'll start:

{I can shape-shift}

The game is (reply to mine with a side effect then say what your superpower is and I'll Rey with a side effect. OH I can't wait to see the comments 😅

#Fun

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1606 followers · 4362 posts · Server mstdn.social

Keen despair or catchy dance move?

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1605 followers · 4344 posts · Server mstdn.social

How Bandit got his name.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1603 followers · 4328 posts · Server mstdn.social

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1603 followers · 4327 posts · Server mstdn.social

My dishwasher keeps faking it’s own death. It’s stopped working for days, weeks, and even months at a tine. Then it will suddenly revive, work perfectly, and then die again. It is currently alive. If it ever permanently dies, there are options…

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1603 followers · 4326 posts · Server mstdn.social

When someone with anxiety suggests a solution.

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1603 followers · 4326 posts · Server mstdn.social
The Video Game Library 📚 · @thevglibrary
4450 followers · 1194 posts · Server mstdn.social
Imogen · @HopelessDemigod
221 followers · 280 posts · Server mstdn.social
PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
1599 followers · 4323 posts · Server mstdn.social

When your dream man is a bear statue.

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