MORE NEWS from #DonkeyKongCountry.

All #FunkyFlights are to be suspended to due #JungleFever.

Dixie is campaigning for them to #stayGrounded due to "#klimateKoncerns", with barricades and checkpoints on the paths to #OilDrumAlley.

To help people stay connected #FunkyKong is launching his own instance of #Funkiverse.

Claims that the Kremlings have botFarms in the ice caverns, jam-packed with #klappers spreading disinformation are unfounded.

More as the situation unfolds.

#fediFiction