#meme #memes #FunkyKong

Funky Kong model mod, he has a huge schlong(with or without speedo), and the flame runner bike is literally some dude sucking his dong. Funky is holding his hands, and the dude is erect and has his legs out in your favorite suggestive position. He floats because he needs no wheels. You've only got to be horny for it to make it work. Do you believe in the horny?
#nsfwing #FunkyKong

MORE NEWS from #DonkeyKongCountry.

All #FunkyFlights are to be suspended to due #JungleFever.

Dixie is campaigning for them to #stayGrounded due to "#klimateKoncerns", with barricades and checkpoints on the paths to #OilDrumAlley.

To help people stay connected #FunkyKong is launching his own instance of #Funkiverse.

Claims that the Kremlings have botFarms in the ice caverns, jam-packed with #klappers spreading disinformation are unfounded.

More as the situation unfolds.

#fediFiction