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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a man named Juan
who everyone noticed was gone
they look all around
he was nowhere to be found
then they saw him come out from the john

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Grickle · @grickle
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#Funny #Drawing #Art #Cartoon #horror #love #dating #nosferatu #grickledoodle

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Grickle · @grickle
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#Funny #Drawing #Art #Cartoon #StarWars #Kindergarten #Wookies #grickledoodle

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Jester · @Jester
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There once was a lad named McGuire
who became an accomplished old liar
then one day
he ran away
when he came back he's on fire

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Grickle · @grickle
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#Funny #Drawing #Art #Cartoon #StarWars #DarthVader #darts #grickledoodle

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
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Sexy, Costco vibes are also a plus.

#Humour #lol #Humor #Funny #Fun

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a Kangaroo
Who lived in a large zoo
He had a big pouch
when he fell he said ouch
That was pretty stupid too

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

A young piggy-patriot named Pearl
was arrested for straightening her curl.
The pigs did contend,
her tail she'd pretend,
was a glorious flag to unfurl.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a cowboy named Boone,
Who always hung out in a saloon,
He sat on a thistle,
And boy, did he whistle,
And he sat, picking them out by the moon.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 148 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a girl named Megan
Who wore pink and red leggins
People in class
Told her to sit on glass
But she said no it might rip my leggins

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Grickle · @grickle
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RIGHT NOW!!! I'm LIVE drawing with Julián Nariño on my IGTV! Come join us with your requests!
instagram.com/grickle14/

#Funny #Cartoon #Art #Drawing #Live #grickledoodle

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Jester · @Jester
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There was a young man who said, God
Must think it exceedingly odd
If he finds that this tree
Continues to be
When there's no one about in the Quad.

--- Reply ---

Dear Sir:
Your astonishment's odd:
I am always about in the Quad.
And that's why the tree
Will continue to be,
Since observed by
Yours Faithfully,
GOD.

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
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He looks delicious, but what’s the thaw time?

#Humour #lol #Humor #Funny #Fun

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PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
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Dammit, I can’t make it. I got a flat.

#biking #lol #Humor #Funny #Fun

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
As tempting as fresh honeydioux.
She displayed her cute knees
As she strolled past tepees,
And the braves, they all hollered 'Wioux-Wioux!'

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There lived a young cow in MA
He always had his own say
On the grass he would chew
Saying merrily moo moo
He often even ate hay

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

An aardvark who yearned for romances
Hooked up with another called Frances;
He courted her good
As a good aardvark should
With a dinner of succulent antses

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jester · @Jester
10 followers · 143 posts · Server mstdn.social

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who always threw rocks at a tree.
One day when it shivered,
Lee shaked and quivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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Jennifer Jorgenson · @JenniferJorgenson
652 followers · 1514 posts · Server mstdn.social
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#Funny #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Cat #Cats #Animals #cute #love #animal #Fotograf #fotografie #fotographie #fotos #foto #Fotomontag #Photographie #photografie #Photomonday #Photography #Photo #picture #pictures #pics #Pic

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Jester · @Jester
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There was a black dog named Rosie
Who tried to bite someone's toesies
She took a huge bite
Then ran out of sight
And left the poor guy with nine toesies

#joke #Humour #Poem #Funny #limerick #jokes

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