After rows and rows of bland (and empty) store windows, this brought a smile to my face. #photography #GardenGnomes

After rows and rows of bland (and empty) store windows, this brought a smile to my face. #photography #GardenGnomes

Also, what are the natural enemies of garden gnomes?

- Boys with really bad eye-foot coordination playing football?
- The Wheelbarrow Liberation Front?
- Indiscriminate Tolkien despisers?

#EnquiringMindsWantToKnow
#GardenGnomes

I'm afraid this is just me being very silly. I'd already bought a cat shape cookie cutter but two weeks ago I remembered that I had written a few very silly short stories that featured a cat, a hedgehog and (on and off appearances of) a garden gnome...
... which was all the excuse I needed - but I was planning to write more stories involving these three. (No, that's not a sane reason to buy these things.)

#CookieCutters
#GardenGnomes
#Hedgehogs
#ShortStories

When it’s your birthday and you said it might be fun to get a garden gnome for the garden next year, but your wife knows what you really want better than you know it yourself.

#gardengnome #GardenGnomes #godzilla #gardening

When it’s your birthday and you said it might be fun to get a garden gnome for the garden next year, but your wife knows what you really want better than you know it yourself.

#gardengnome #GardenGnomes #godzilla #gardening