I’m having a VERY 90’s kind of day negotiating with Microsoft products to connect modern cloud authentication services to a Hotmail domain.

#90sKids #geriatricmillennial #napstergeneration #JediGeneration #Hotmail #Microsoft #BrowserWars #Netscape

Oh. You don’t have a cute medicine basket? Are you even 90 bruh? #GeriatricMillennial

I spent half of my birthday money from my mother on cushion covers in the same floral upholstery fabric as my living room armchair. I’m certainly feeling every one my 38 years on this Earth today ☺️

#GeriatricMillennial

@ginnyotte I'm definitely in the same boat. I'm sort of halfway fatigued of *having* to join more sites (damn #FOMO,) and the other half of me is starting to feel too old for a lot of these apps. It started for me with #snapchat , which seemed to only be used by us #GeriatricMillennial for some sort of scuzziness. Plus, the incessant updates everytime a friend posted. I just don't care about fleeting moments that much.

I have to say my body certainly agrees with the "geriatric" part of #GeriatricMillennial

Once when I saw #thenational they sent the lead singer way out into the crowd with a microphone cable that was at least 150yds long, and I realized this may have been easier/cheaper with a wireless mic; so it must have been a conscious choice to use that long chord, and it made me think as a #GeriatricMillennial #priest I am a bridge to a bygone time because I often consciously value and choose reliable chorded connections and because I favor incarnate bonds over spiritual ones. #sacrament

The great thing about being a #GeriatricMillennial on #Mastodon is the ability to answer the question, "are you on mastodon?" with the answer, "darned tootin!"