Can't we all agree that #MaryAnn is THE #hotness and move on? #GilligansIsland #retrodebate

Pitch: It's a cross between #TheExpanse and #GilligansIsland

Solomon Epstein and his first officer Gilligan take a trillionaire, their wife, a cine star, the last farm girl, and a professor on a 3 hour tour of the solar system.

They're hit by a solar storm and it turns their regular fusion drive into an Epstein drive shooting them off to the tiny moon Miranda where they become shipwrecked... and I guess Miranda has oxygen and coconuts.