uanews · @uanews
12202 followers · 7329 posts · Server fed.celp.de
MicheleV_AK · @MicheleV_AK
4536 followers · 3960 posts · Server sfba.social

It's Twix! Who wouldn't want a kiss, sans quills, from this doll at the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center?? 💗
Photo by Devin Watson

#alaskawildlifeconservationcenter #kissingbooth #porcupines #HappyValentinesDay

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Kawli_Buzzer · @edot_egot
1 followers · 27 posts · Server sfba.social

Hard to imagine today was once screwed up day to beat women up with the hides of animals & pairing women off at random. Now we just beat each other up with who has posted their couple photos on social media first like normal human beings. Anywayz…. ❤️🍫💐

#HappyValentinesDay

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ScienceActually · @scienceactually
21 followers · 63 posts · Server sfba.social
Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 938 posts · Server sfba.social

My wife and I had a lunch at favorite place and my fortune cookie said, “Every exit is an entrance.”

Long story short, my wife said no, but we had a nice lunch anyway.

#valentine #valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 937 posts · Server sfba.social

Roses on a piano are romantic. But I prefer tulips on my organ.

#valentinesday #valentines #HappyValentinesDay

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 935 posts · Server sfba.social

My wife and I often laugh at how competitive we both are.

But I laughed more.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 934 posts · Server sfba.social

Every Christian tells me that Jesus loves me when I just like him. It’s extremely awkward.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 933 posts · Server sfba.social

My two best friends who are professions tightrope walkers finally got tied the knot, no pun attended.

They actually met online.

#HappyValentinesDay #valentinesday

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 932 posts · Server sfba.social

For some, it’s .
For others, it’s Independence Day.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

David Colburn · @colburn
190 followers · 339 posts · Server sfba.social

Happy to those who celebrate.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

VEE ARE · @misterveeare
2 followers · 8 posts · Server toot.io
Tony Stark · @TonyStark
14492 followers · 22711 posts · Server democracy.town

My neighbor brought me Valentine’s Day cookies and the head seems to have separated from the cat. 🙀

Thanks to the people who support democracy.town both financially and with boosts and helpful comments. I used to be able to happily tag you in these toots but too many newer users try and troll on them now.

Anyhow, you are appreciated. 😻

Going to eat them anyway. 💙

#HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

Tony Stark · @TonyStark
14492 followers · 22711 posts · Server democracy.town

My neighbor brought me Valentine’s Day cookies and the head seems to have separated from the cat. 🙀

Thanks to the people who support democracy.town both financially and with boosts and helpful comments. I used to be able to happily tag you in these toots but too many newer users try and troll on them now.

Anyhow, you are appreciated. 😻

Going or eat them anyway. 💙

#HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 931 posts · Server sfba.social

I dated someone who drew their eyebrows way too high.

She looked surprised when I told her.

#HappyValentinesDay #valentinesday

Last updated 2 years ago

Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 930 posts · Server sfba.social

Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye opener!

#HappyValentinesDay #valentinesday

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Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 929 posts · Server sfba.social

Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye opener!

#HappyValentinesDay #valentinesday

Last updated 2 years ago

Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 928 posts · Server sfba.social

Today reminds me of someone who broke up with me on . Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 926 posts · Server sfba.social

I found this wonderful person who happens to be a real astronaut. Things were going great but she broke up with me today. ON of all days!!

She said she needed space.

#valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago

Johnny GenX · @genxjohnny
69 followers · 925 posts · Server sfba.social

During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me so she calls me from a hotel.


#rondneydangerfield #valentinesday #HappyValentinesDay

Last updated 2 years ago