#HappyValentinesDay !

Original tweet : https://twitter.com/McFaul/status/1625733788306399232

It's Twix! Who wouldn't want a kiss, sans quills, from this doll at the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center?? 💗
Photo by Devin Watson
#AlaskaWildlifeConservationCenter #KissingBooth #Porcupines #HappyValentinesDay

Hard to imagine today was once screwed up day to beat women up with the hides of animals & pairing women off at random. Now we just beat each other up with who has posted their couple photos on social media first like normal human beings. Anywayz….#HappyValentinesDay ❤️🍫💐

When you feel 'in love', what you're actually feeling are the effects of dopamine and norepinephrine.

#science #sciencefacts #love #dopamine #norepinephrine #happyvalentinesday

https://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2017/love-actually-science-behind-lust-attraction-companionship/

My wife and I had a #Valentine lunch at favorite place and my fortune cookie said, “Every exit is an entrance.”

Long story short, my wife said no, but we had a nice lunch anyway.

#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay

Roses on a piano are romantic. But I prefer tulips on my organ.

#ValentinesDay #Valentines #HappyValentinesDay

My wife and I often laugh at how competitive we both are.

But I laughed more.

#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay

Every Christian tells me that Jesus loves me when I just like him. It’s extremely awkward.

#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay

My two best friends who are professions tightrope walkers finally got tied the knot, no pun attended.

They actually met online.

#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay

For some, it’s #ValentinesDay.
For others, it’s Independence Day.

#HappyValentinesDay

Happy #ValentinesDay to those who celebrate. #HappyValentinesDay

Sometimes love cuts too deep
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#illustration #chicagoartist #blackandwhite #digitalart #art #darkart #handdrawn #happyvalentinesday #dagger #flowers

My neighbor brought me Valentine’s Day cookies and the head seems to have separated from the cat. 🙀

Thanks to the people who support democracy.town both financially and with boosts and helpful comments. I used to be able to happily tag you in these toots but too many newer users try and troll on them now.

Anyhow, you are appreciated. 😻

Going to eat them anyway. #HappyValentinesDay 💙

My neighbor brought me Valentine’s Day cookies and the head seems to have separated from the cat. 🙀

Thanks to the people who support democracy.town both financially and with boosts and helpful comments. I used to be able to happily tag you in these toots but too many newer users try and troll on them now.

Anyhow, you are appreciated. 😻

Going or eat them anyway. #HappyValentinesDay 💙

I dated someone who drew their eyebrows way too high.

She looked surprised when I told her.

#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay

Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye opener!

#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay

Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye opener!

#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay

Today reminds me of someone who broke up with me on #ValentinesDay. Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

#HappyValentinesDay

I found this wonderful person who happens to be a real astronaut. Things were going great but she broke up with me today. ON #ValentinesDay of all days!!

She said she needed space.

#HappyValentinesDay

During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me so she calls me from a hotel.

#RondneyDangerfield
#ValentinesDay #HappyValentinesDay