Roses are red
Humor is in subverting expectation
Tim Curry is still waiting
In sweet antici-
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Roses are red
Yes, pepperoni too
No, only half with onions please
Wait, what poem was I doing?
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Roses are red
Violets are too
I've forgotten how
This poem goes past line two
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Roses are pink
This turquoise is teal
What happened to the colorspace
Who the hell saved in ACES 1?!?
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Roses are white
I can't see the lawn
This snowfall is pretty
But seriously it can stop anytime now
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Roses are red
except when another hue
Violets don't exist
It's a horticultural conspiracy
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