And now a word from our overlords

🦝 <(Hey, stop putting lids on your garbage cans it's very rude)

Our #RaccoonOverlords have spoken. Leave those cans alone and have some #HotAndFresh garbage, only at Nihilist Wendy's! :furry_trash:

And now a word from our overlords

🦝 <(Hey, stop putting lids on your garbage cans it's rude >:(!!)

Our #RaccoonOverlords have spoken. Leave those cans alone and have some #HotAndFresh garbage, only at Nihilist Wendy's! :furry_trash:

We would like to remind you to please stay away from the dumpsters. That's where we put food for our #RaccoonOverlords and they will be very cross if any of it's missing. 🦝💢

We are all missing meaning and will be unable to find it as long as we cling to the futile hope that joy will be served to us on a silver platter.

Come to the counter and get served some #HotAndFresh garbage instead! 😋 🗑️

We don't know about you all out there, but we at #NihilistWendys are cold as fuck ❄️🥶

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh #hamburgers so we can warm up the restaurants 🔥🍔

Quick, before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory ☠️🌀

We don't know about you all out there, but we at #NihilistWendys are cold as fuck ❄️🥶

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh #hamburgers! 🔥🍔

Quick, before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory ☠️🌀

We here at #NihilistWendys are seriously fucking #SickAndTired of the damn cold already ❄️

Stop by today for some #HotAndFresh food before we all freeze and our frozen husks shatter into dust and are lost to memory 🔥