Life is absurd so why take it seriously? If you're inclined to challenge us on something, ask yourself: why are you arguing with a Nihilist Wendy's?

We're just going to contradict you with marketing because watching people get pissed off over stupid things is hilarious.

Have a #HotDogSandwich at #NihilistWendys before we're all #IncineratedByHeatDeath

McDonald's is a bunch of fucking clowns. Every single one of their locations will be overtaken by nature in the glorious cycle of rebirth which will continue until everything ends

Also those dumb fuckers don't even have #HotDogSandwiches. Come to Wendy's for all your #HotDogSandwich cravings!

Holy shit we keep seeing McDonald's on the highway and are tired of their bullshit. Their legacy will fade and you will become mere dust in the wind

Hey Mickey D's: you clowns don't even sell #HotDogSandwiches, what the fuck is wrong with you? Get dunked into oblivion you twats

Come to Wendy's for all your #HotDogSandwich cravings!

What the fuck it's actually kinda nice outside today, we can't make inane nihilistic marketing statements about the cold

Oh well, it won't last. Nothing will. Get a #HotDogSandwich before the end

If God is real then how come we're allowed to offer #HotDogSandwiches? They are an abomination and no divine being would allow us to make them. They merely hasten our journey towards oblivion while filling the void in our tum-tum.

Checkmate, religion. Come try a #HotDogSandwich today!

It's getting cold out there and we're fucking sick of it. Everything will freeze to nothing in the end so it doesn't truly matter.

Stop by for a fresh #HotDogSandwich before we are lost to time!

Shallow consumerism will not prevent existence from ending. American consumer holidays as a futile attempt to attach meaning to capitalism.

A big salute to all you retail workers out there! Stop by on your break for a #HotDogSandwich combo meal. It's on the house! 🌭🍟

#WorkerSolidarity #DeathToCapitalism #DeathAwaitsAllThings
#HotDogsAreASandwich

Shallow consumerism will not prevent things from ending. These consumer holidays use capitalism to fight against the crawling doom.

A big salute to all you retail workers out there! Stop by on your break for a #HotDogSandwich. It's on the house!

#WorkerSolidarity #DeathToCapitalism #DeathAwaitsAllThings
#HotDogsAreASandwich

Shallow consumerism will not prevent things from ending. These consumer holidays use capitalism to fight against the crawling doom.

A big salute to all you retail workers out there! Stop by on your break for a #HotDogSandwich. It's on the house!

#WorkerSolidarity #DeathToCapitalism #DeathAwaitsUsAll #SubmitToYourFate

Another day, another step closer to the oblivion that awaits us all.

#OldFashionedHamburgers
#HotDogSandwich

OwO *notices ur hotdog* 🌭

UwU nice sandwich thewe, aww wiww end in dawkness

#UwUNihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich :furry_trash:

We're all going to die someday and we at #NihilistWendys have chosen our own hill to die on:

#Hotdogs are a #Taco🎶
#Tacos are a #Sandwich🎶
So get a #HotDogSandwich, today! 🎶

🌭🌮🥪

#HotDogsAreASandwich #TacosAreASandwich #HotDogSandwich #ShoveItRightInYourFuckingMouthBro

We're all going to die someday so let's have some fun dying on some absurd hills!

#Hotdogs are a #Taco🎶
#Tacos are a #Sandwich🎶
So get a #HotDogSandwich, today! 🎶

🌭🌮🥪

#HotDogsAreASandwich #HotDogSandwich #ShoveItRightInYourFuckingMouthBro

Fuck all this cold, dude! You sick of this shit as much as we are? Come get a #HotDogSandwich!

#HotDogSandwiches won't save you from being #LostToTime but shove a #HotDogSandwich in your #MouthHole anyways!

🌭🥪😋

Foxes: stop by today for a #Vulpenoot #SnootBoop! 🦊👈

#RaccoonOverlords: we have left the food in the dumpsters as agreed, praise be our #RaccoonOverlords 🙏 🦝

Everyone else: some day we will #AllBeDust and there will be no wind to carry us. #SubmitToYourFate ☠️🌀

Stop by for a #NihilistWendys #HotDogSandwich today! 🌭🥪