McDonald's is a bunch of fucking clowns. Every single one of their locations will be overtaken by nature in the glorious cycle of rebirth which will continue until everything ends

Also those dumb fuckers don't even have #HotDogSandwiches. Come to Wendy's for all your #HotDogSandwich cravings!

Holy shit we keep seeing McDonald's on the highway and are tired of their bullshit. Their legacy will fade and you will become mere dust in the wind

Hey Mickey D's: you clowns don't even sell #HotDogSandwiches, what the fuck is wrong with you? Get dunked into oblivion you twats

Come to Wendy's for all your #HotDogSandwich cravings!

If God is real then how come we're allowed to offer #HotDogSandwiches? They are an abomination and no divine being would allow us to make them. They merely hasten our journey towards oblivion while filling the void in our tum-tum.

Checkmate, religion. Come try a #HotDogSandwich today!

If God's real then how come we're allowed to sell #HotDogSandwiches? #HotDogSandwiches are an abomination and hasten our end towards oblivion while filling the void in our tum-tum

Come try one today!#HotDogSandwiches

We at Nihilist Wendy's are proud to make this promise: once we approach our 9,000th post, we will make an "Over 9000" joke

We figure "Hey, everything's going to end so let's dig up some ancient memes before they're gone"

And serve up some #HotDogSandwiches we guess

Another day, another step closer to the oblivion that awaits us all.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #OldFashionedHamburgers #AllThingsWillEnd
#HotDogSandwiches

Another day, another step closer to the oblivion that awaits us all.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #OldFashionedHamburgers #HotDogSandwiches #SubmitToYourFate

Fuck all this cold, dude! You sick of this shit as much as we are? Come get a #HotDogSandwich!

#HotDogSandwiches won't save you from being #LostToTime but shove a #HotDogSandwich in your #MouthHole anyways!

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Existence is meaningless and we're all going to die someday. If humanity doesn't destroy itself, it will be wiped clean when the sun incinerates our solar system. ☠️🔥

Our Old-Fashioned #HotDogSandwiches are simply the best! You can't beat our fresh meat 😋🌭