Fake but real ecology news.

In Breaking News ❗ that could have been from many News sources;

In this year's cop-out climate conference - Politicians have agreed once again to *not* save the planet from the ravages of climate change by the year 2050.

Or maybe even sooner than that - as it's hard to predict an exact year when we can confidently say that the politicians and their associated industries - have failed to protect our cultures from the ravages of climate change.

However, the good news is that at COP27 - the politicians that have close ties to the fossil fuel industries - have agreed to compensate people for when the effects of climate change have killed them - or their loved ones.

In more breaking news - the fuel industries and vehicle industries have agreed to honor the deaths of children who have died from air pollution; by giving 0000.1% of their profits to the Children in Need charity. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/16/girls-death-contributed-to-by-air-pollution-coroner-rules-in-landmark-case

When asked by reporters why the industries have donated money to the Children in Need charity - the industry's spokesperson said that they feel it's important to show that the industry cares.

When asked to comment on the medical evidence that shows that air pollution causes many diseases including brain damage - the spokesman looked a bit lost & confused (possibly the early onsets of dementia) - but quickly remembered what he had been told to say "that's not a proven science! and our fuels and vehicles are 30% healthier than they used to be!".

Toxicologic pathology of air pollution https://doi.org/10.1080%2F01926230252929954

When asked to prove this claim the industry's spokespersons produced a document that showed the results of laboratory tests - tests that were carried out by the industry's own employees. Also, the industry spokesperson said that they had put the prefix "eco" on woodstoves which proved they were serious about selling more woodfuel.

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#climate #cop27 #industry #lobbyist

#ClimateAction #JustStopOil #Renewables #RenewableEnergy #jobs #Rewilding #ConservationBiology #EcologicalRestoration #nature #wildlife #biodiversity #FloodDefence #DroughtMitigation

Fake but real ecology news.

In Breaking News ❗ that could have been from many News sources;

In this year's cop-out climate conference - Politicians have agreed once again to *not* save the planet from the ravages of climate change by the year 2050.

Or maybe even sooner than that - as it's hard to predict an exact year when we can confidently say that the politicians and their associated industries - have failed to protect our cultures from the ravages of climate change.

However, the good news is that at COP27 - the politicians that have close ties to the fossil fuel industries - have agreed to compensate people for when the effects of climate change have killed them - or their loved ones.

In more breaking news - the fuel industries and vehicle industries have agreed to honor the deaths of children who have died from air pollution; by giving 0000.1% of their profits to the Children in Need charity. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/16/girls-death-contributed-to-by-air-pollution-coroner-rules-in-landmark-case

When asked by reporters why the industries have donated money to the Children in Need charity - the industry's spokesperson said that they feel it's important to show that the industry cares.

When asked to comment on the medical evidence that shows that air pollution causes many diseases including brain damage - the spokesman looked a bit lost & confused (possibly the early onsets of dementia) - but quickly remembered what he had been told to say "that's not a proven science! and our fuels and vehicles are 30% healthier than they used to be!".

Toxicologic pathology of air pollution https://doi.org/10.1080%2F01926230252929954

When asked to prove this claim the industry's spokespersons produced a document that showed the results of laboratory tests - tests that were carried out by the industry's own employees. Also, the industry spokesperson said that they had put the prefix "eco" on woodstoves which proved they were serious about selling more woodfuel.

#crazy #news #satire #joke #culture #CircusLife #clowns #politicians #industries #FossilFuels #IndustrySpokePerson #marketing #products #money #jobs #sales #spin

#climate #cop27 #industry #lobbyist

#ClimateAction #JustStopOil #Renewables #RenewableEnergy #jobs #Rewilding #ConservationBiology #EcologicalRestoration #nature #wildlife #biodiversity #FloodDefence #DroughtMitigation

Fake but real ecology news.

In Breaking News ❗ that could have been from many News sources;

In this year's cop-out climate conference - Politicians have agreed once again to *not* save the planet from the ravages of climate change by the year 2050.

Or maybe even sooner than that - as it's hard to predict an exact year when we can confidently say that the politicians and their associated industries - have failed to protect our cultures from the ravages of climate change.

However, the good news is that at COP27 - the politicians that have close ties to the fossil fuel industries - have agreed to compensate people for when the effects of climate change have killed them - or their loved ones.

In more breaking news - the fuel industries and vehicle industries have agreed to honor the deaths of children who have died from air pollution; by giving 0000.1% of their profits to the Children in Need charity. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/16/girls-death-contributed-to-by-air-pollution-coroner-rules-in-landmark-case

When asked by reporters why the industries have donated money to the Children in Need charity - the industry's spokesperson said that they feel it's important to show that the industry cares.

When asked to comment on the medical evidence that shows that air pollution causes many diseases including brain damage - the spokesman looked a bit lost & confused (possibly the early onsets of dementia) - but quickly remembered what he had been told to say "that's not a proven science! and our fuels and vehicles are 30% healthier than they used to be!".

Toxicologic pathology of air pollution https://doi.org/10.1080%2F01926230252929954

When asked to prove this claim the industry's spokespersons produced a document that showed the results of laboratory tests - tests that were carried out by the industry's own employees. Also, the industry spokesperson said that they had put the prefix "eco" on woodstoves which proved they were serious about selling more woodfuel.

#crazy #news #satire #joke #culture #CircusLife #clowns #politicians #industries #FossilFuels #IndustrySpokePerson #marketing #products #money #jobs #sales #spin

#climate #cop27 #industry #lobbyist

#ClimateAction #JustStopOil #Renewables #RenewableEnergy #jobs #Rewilding #ConservationBiology #EcologicalRestoration #nature #wildlife #biodiversity #FloodDefence #DroughtMitigation

Fake but real ecology news.

In Breaking News ❗ that could have been from many News sources;

In this year's cop-out climate conference - Politicians have agreed once again to *not* save the planet from the ravages of climate change by the year 2050.

Or maybe even sooner than that - as it's hard to predict an exact year when we can confidently say that the politicians and their associated industries - have failed to protect our cultures from the ravages of climate change.

However, the good news is that at COP27 - the politicians that have close ties to the fossil fuel industries - have agreed to compensate people for when the effects of climate change have killed them - or their loved ones.

In more breaking news - the fuel industries and vehicle industries have agreed to honor the deaths of children who have died from air pollution; by giving 0000.1% of their profits to the Children in Need charity. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/dec/16/girls-death-contributed-to-by-air-pollution-coroner-rules-in-landmark-case

When asked by reporters why the industries have donated money to the Children in Need charity - the industry's spokesperson said that they feel it's important to show that the industry cares.

When asked to comment on the medical evidence that shows that air pollution causes many diseases including brain damage - the spokesman looked a bit lost & confused (possibly the early onsets of dementia) - but quickly remembered what he had been told to say "that's not a proven science! and our fuels and vehicles are 30% healthier than they used to be!".

Toxicologic pathology of air pollution https://doi.org/10.1080%2F01926230252929954

When asked to prove this claim the industry's spokespersons produced a document that showed the results of laboratory tests - tests that were carried out by the industry's own employees. Also, the industry spokesperson said that they had put the prefix "eco" on woodstoves which proved they were serious about selling more woodfuel.

#crazy #news #satire #joke #culture #CircusLife #clowns #politicians #industries #FossilFuels #IndustrySpokePerson #marketing #products #money #jobs #sales #spin

#climate #cop27 #industry #lobbists

#ClimateAction #JustStopOil #Renewables #RenewableEnergy #jobs #Rewilding #ConservationBiology #EcologicalRestoration #nature #wildlife #biodiversity #FloodDefence #DroughtMitigation