His name is Kirk. James Kirk.
#startrek #jamesbond #scifi #startrektos #williamshatner #jameskirk #kirk #ussenterprise #sixties #TV

How much coke could realistically fit into the pontoons of a private single prop seaplane? 500kg tops?

That seems a bit small potatoes for a multi hundred million drug smuggling operation.

The suitcases full of money flying everywhere I kinda get, but still. Someone didn't think that part through.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond #LicenseToKill 🔫

FRIDAY NIGHT BOND

Bond is on
A View to A Kill
So 80s
The tiny cars
Bratislava 🇸🇰
Timothy Dalton
Better than Moore
Tho not much
Also
Finally
Something
Other than Moore
The creepiest of the Bonds

I don't know what it is
As far back as I can remember
Even as Simon Templar in The Saint
The urge to slap
That smug look
Right
Off
His
Face
Is strong

Anyway
Bond is on

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🔫

FRIDAY NIGHT BOND

Bond is on
A View to A Kill
So 80s
The tiny cars
Bratislava 🇸🇰
Timothy Dalton
Still
Better than Moore
The creepiest of the Bonds

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond
#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🔫

#Octopussy is on.

🤣 It's like German TV doesn't believe in any Bond but the creepiest of the Bonds, Roger Moore.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Bond is on. 🧀 #AViewToAKill

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

Blä. The best thing on is #ForYourEyesOnly, featuring the creepiest of the Bonds, Roger Moore.

🤣 I want to slap the smug look off his face every time I see it. I don't know why.

It goes back to #TheSaint, too.

#OO7 #Bond,#JamesBond

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

In time for #NeverSayNever!

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond
#Engentado #Egentado #Encantado

There's another Bond movie on, #Spectre.

The action sequences are superb.

While I'm not thrilled with Daniel Craig, he's still miles better than Roger Moore (IMO), and I can tolerate his face. Meaning I don't want to slap his face every time I see it, like I do Moore.

I'd put Craig about on par with the plank that was Lazenby.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

@MaJ1
I actually love Bond films, but I do think Roger Moore is a piss poor Bond. Most times I want to slap that oh-so-smug look right off his face. Just for GP.

Still better than the plank that was Lazenby.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

Goodbye Deutschland is apparently not on tonight. We flipped to Zoolander, but she was quickly lost. TBF, the movie makes little sense. 😜

Anyway, through elimination and default, we end up at #ForYourEyesOnly, except the German title is In Tötlicher Mission, and I can never remember which one it is without looking at the TV guide.

I keep mixing it up with #TheSpyWhoLovedMe or #LiveAndLetDie.

Either way, it's one of the shitty/rapier Bond flicks.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

Next up, The Spy Who Loved Me.

Is Roger Moore the actor with the most Bond portrayals? The creepiest of the Bonds.

Or am I just a grumpy old man?

Both may be true.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond #TheSpyWhoLovedMe

Moonraker is one of the crappie Bond films, IMO.

#Moonraker #OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond

It's still on, but I'm not really paying attention. Every time I look, it's either Bond being Creepy Uncle, or Improbable Action Sequence, and I've long lost the plot, even though I know what it is.

A submarine is being swallowed by a tanker, now, for example.

Last time it was the white super Lotus driving out of the water, onto a sand beach, and off to continue whatever.

Whoops! Time!
#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

I just love how German TV will cut to commercial mid-scene, often mid-dialogue.

Not.

Fuck you, #Pro7.

#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

Ooo! A harem!

🤣 The "sheik" looks like Lawrence of Arabia and the girls are all white. 🤣

#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

Such a waste of a perfectly good hotty.

#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

So creepy.

And so stupid.

Naked in bed with a hotty, jump up, throw on a jumpsuit, and start zooping down down the crevices on skis.

Luckily he has a parachute.

SMH.

I didn't even know they were on a mountaintop until the skiing started. With the background info onscreen I'da placed 'em in a city under 1000m in elevation, but what do I know?

Moore Bonds are the worst Bonds, IMO.

#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

It goes loose!

#TheSpyWhoLovedMe #OO7
#Bond, #JamesBond

Tonight's Bond double feature is going to be #LiveAndLetDie and #TheSpyWhoLovedMe. Didn't I see these last week?

Yes. #LiveAndLetDie was on last week. Blaxploitation and cringe.

Oh well.

#OO7 #Bond, #JamesBond