Like someone who lets down your tyres wanting thanks for blowing them up.”

Unaccustomed as I am to challenging #JohnCrace
I think you will find they inflated only one of the 4 tyres.

Sunak decides the protocol sucks and the single market is great, after all https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/28/sunak-decides-the-protocol-sucks-and-the-single-market-is-great-after-all-john-crace-brexit?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Is Brexit finally done, or is everyone just done with Brexit?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/27/brexit-done-northern-ireland-protocol-sunak?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
#JohnCrace

#JohnCrace has read and digested #12RulesForLife by #JordanPeterson so we don't have to. Thank you, John.

@bookstodon #philosophy #bollocks

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/jan/28/12-rules-for-life-an-antidote-to-chaos-by-jordan-b-peterson-digested-read

#JohnCrace has read and digested #12RulesForLife by #JordanPeterson so we don't have to. Thank you, John.

#Bookstodon #philosophy #bollocks

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/jan/28/12-rules-for-life-an-antidote-to-chaos-by-jordan-b-peterson-digested-read

Very good parody:
Bring back hanging and real men: making the Tories great again, by Lee Anderson
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/09/bring-back-hanging-and-real-men-making-the-tories-great-again-by-lee-anderson?CMP=share_btn_tw
#30pLee #LeeAnderson #JohnCrace

Bring back hanging and real men: making the Tories great again, by Lee Anderson https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/09/bring-back-hanging-and-real-men-making-the-tories-great-again-by-lee-anderson?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

#LeeAnderson
#JohnCrace

Standing room only as Zelenskiy delivers a lesson in leadership https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/08/standing-room-only-as-zelenskiy-delivers-a-lesson-in-leadership?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

#Zelensky
#JohnCrace

#JohnCrace at The Guardian on #LizTruss. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/06/dimmer-than-she-appears-or-totally-dishonest-liz-truss-may-be-both?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Ever since the #Tories came into power almost 13 long yrs ago I find myself almost daily going into a demented daydream where I imagine myself arguing with whichever greedy, deceitful, corrupt one happens to be in No 10 (and sometimes their neighbour at No 11 too). This gets me absolutely nowhere, just makes my blood pressure rise. When I read #JohnCrace, I feel less alone...how do parliamentary sketch writers mutely watch the fools day after day at close quarters?

Superb digested read of #Harry's ghost-written masterpiece, #Spare, by #JohnCrace. He read it so we didn't have to. Thank you, John!

I notice the #Guardian is flogging copies at £28. I have to say that my local #Tesco is selling them at £14, and I've no doubt they'll be ending up in the charity shop for 50p very soon.

#books #Harry #Spare #slebs

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2023/jan/12/i-was-alone-abandoned-with-only-a-hundred-million-in-the-bank-spare-digested-by-john-crace

‘Besides, what was the point of food banks if not to see nurses through a long winter?’ Ah, John… you’re terrible but you’re wonderful. You make me laugh even as I despair. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/jan/09/pragmatist-rishi-sunak-accident-in-waiting #JohnCrace #NHS #ukpolitics #RishiSunak

2022 according to #JohnCrace for #TheGuardian:

Five education secretaries
Four chancellors
Three prime ministers
Two Tory leadership coups
And one massive omnishambles in a pear tree
Oh, and I almost forgot. The Queen died also.

#JohnCrace writes in his Digested Week in today's #GuardianUK how he expected a speed awareness course to be "punitive and shaming". Instead he found it "highly informative and thoroughly worthwhile". I can endorse that, having done a course in person pre-pandemic. These courses should be part of preparing all drivers for today's road conditions. Perhaps the human misery flowing from road accidents - let alone the financial costs - would be reduced if they were.

#JohnCrace writes in his Digested Week in today's #GuardianUK how he expected a speed awareness course to be "punitive and shaming". Instead he found it "highly informative and thoroughly worthwhile". I can endorse that, having done a course in person pre-pandemic. These courses should be part of preparing all drivers for today's road conditions. Perhaps the human misery flowing from road accidents - let alone the financial costs - would be reduced if they were.

#JohnCrace has selflessly read #MattHancock’s #PandemicDiaries so that we don't have to. Thank you, John.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/dec/14/matt-hancock-pandemic-diaries-digested-read-john-crace-everyone-calls-to-say-how-marvellous-i-am

#JohnCrace has selflessly read Matt Hancock’s #PandemicDiaries so that we don't have to. Thank you, John.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/dec/14/matt-hancock-pandemic-diaries-digested-read-john-crace-everyone-calls-to-say-how-marvellous-i-am

https://twitter.com/guardianbooks/status/1602939082937860097?s=12&t=kXaSiHFZxlhbLIyw_GJEsQ It’s #johncrace with a ‘digested’ go at The diaries of that little health secretary- rather good tis 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

@B__50000_ I know what you mean. Peter Cook's famous line about how cabaret "did so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the outbreak of the Second World War" rings true. But he also said, "One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it." So I'll take #MarinaHyde & #JohnCrace for whatever comfort they can give.

@pat_laing @mackaj exactly the same as me. Need major news outlets and authoritative journos - eg #IanDunt #JamesohBrien #MarinaHyde #JohnCrace … and the weather folk too!

What a lot of nonsense from
@JohnJCrace@twitter.com ... not only @Keir_Starmer@twitter.com
repeated what Sunak said, he has succeeded in getting an endorsement from #Farage.
Speaking against immigration when unemployment is at historic low doesn't make sense...
Outright refusal to solve the UK's economic mess in the most obvious way!
#JohnCrace #Guardian #KeirStarmer #EU #SM #CU #FoM
https://buff.ly/3OtIa6g