Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1466 followers · 105945 posts · Server mstdn.social@flexion @roobre it's classical #Enhittification...
Not everything needs to have #Cloud or #Blockchain or #Microtransactions or to be #Online...
There's hardly anything that needs #aws to add #value to a product or service...
I can imagine several scenarious, but none involve #Tamagotchi-Relaunches or shit like the #Juicero which got almost $ 1/8B or $125M from Google in funding...
IOW: If that's not evidence the #GAFAMs have more cash than sense, then we should give up as species existing.
#gafams #Juicero #tamagotchi #value #AWS #online #microtransactions #BlockChain #Cloud #enhittification
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
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@roobre @flexion this is just absurd #Enshittification.
It's like the #Juicero: only #ValueRemoving bs is tagged on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s&t=93s
#valueremoving #Juicero #enshittification
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Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
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@Polychrome SO FECKING TRUE!
Remember: #Google threw $120M on #Juicero and #Meta nee #Facebook threw billions into the inevitably failing #Metaverse bullshit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s
#metaverse #Facebook #Meta #Juicero #Google
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
999 followers · 60053 posts · Server mstdn.social@gretared @kuba @FediThing @tkinias @rysiek @intelwire yeah, I mean at this point it's not even #scamming the #GAFAM|s but rather being smart in expliting them.
Just like #Google wasted $120M in #Juicero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s
#Juicero #Google #gafam #Scamming
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
931 followers · 52827 posts · Server mstdn.social
@gonsalves this is just absurd and rubs me the wrong way...
Like #juicero did...
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
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@NireBryce For comparison:
#Google threw $120.000.000 after #Juicero!
For real...
https://youtu.be/PCRx78Zhj7s?t=276
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
707 followers · 31814 posts · Server mstdn.social
And I thought #Juicero was a stupid idea:
#Bodega is yet another #Startup made by #TechBros [obviously Ex - #Google cuz they're too bad to be kept!] who do the #flatev of #shopping:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrRtRBybQ3k
#shopping #flatev #Google #techbros #startup #bodega #Juicero
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
668 followers · 26890 posts · Server mstdn.social@zakiuem @chadloder I guess #Musk will have the fastest #BurnRate in terms of #Money, making #Juicero look like a genius investment in comparison...
Imagine what could've been done with $44B instead of "owning the transes" in retaliation for his ex being now happy with a trans woman.
#Juicero #Money #BurnRate #Musk
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
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@FuchsiaShock personally I refuse to buy #InternetOfShit devices if the sales person / store / manufacturer can't answer me the somple question of "WHY does it have #WiFi / #Bluetooth / "#Cloud" bullshit?"
Most of the time it's just to spy on consumers and implement shitty always-online - #DRM like with the #juicero:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRx78Zhj7s&t=92s
#Juicero #DRM #Cloud #Bluetooth #wifi #InternetOfShit
Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
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(((o))) Acoustic Mirror · @acousticmirror
283 followers · 1479 posts · Server post.lurk.org@rose_alibi I haven't, but after the #Juicero, I was kind of expecting anything from Silicon Valley. Hammers phoning home and logging data ("BANG", "BANG", "BANG"), yay.