Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
53 followers · 505 posts · Server mstdn.social

3: I NEED TO STEP ON YOUR HEAD FOR A SEC!
Hubby: Why do you need to step on my head?! Don’t step on my head!
3: NO I NEED TO STEP ON IT!

#Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
53 followers · 500 posts · Server mstdn.social

5 year old daughter just came up with a game called “Rapunzel.”

The rules are really quite simple: Her 3 year old brother is Eugene and she hits him in the face with the toy frying pan. 🙃

So now we have a “no hitting people with frying pans” rule. You’d think the general “no hitting” rule would cover this, but you’d be wrong.

#tangled #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

haley · @haley_exe
257 followers · 898 posts · Server mstdn.social

There are too many baby things. Yes, infants are fickle beasts, but do we really need an infinite variety of strollers? Fifteen hundred types of sleep sack? I am increasingly tempted to birth my child in the woods and swaddle them with cave moss.

#momstodon #Kids #parenting

Last updated 1 year ago

Nico · @orieg
75 followers · 450 posts · Server mstdn.social

Oh boy... A kid "green" activity made of glow stick, and plastic bags in plastic bag to make pretend jelly fish... 😭

#Environment #learning #Kids #green #Climate

Last updated 1 year ago

WE AID · @WE_AID
21 followers · 125 posts · Server mstdn.social
Sebastian :coffefied: · @ssamulczyk
274 followers · 2325 posts · Server mstdn.social

Yesterday was special, because our older went to for the first time! He didn’t want to go (he usually doesn’t, no matter where🤡) but later on he actually enjoyed it!🥰

#Kids #FatherOfTheYear #fatherofthree #fatherandson #school #son

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Things David Likes · @ThingsDavidLikes
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Sinogra · @SawdustBeach
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I love how my kids call or text to talk or ask us something when they are LITERALLY in the other room! 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

#parents #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
53 followers · 496 posts · Server mstdn.social

5: Okay, little brother. To settle this we’re going to have a lightsaber challenge. The first person to fall down loses.
Me: Oh this sounds like a terrible idea.
5: Mama’s a terrible idea.
Me: …did…did you just…”your mom” me?
Hubby: Pretty much.

#Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
53 followers · 493 posts · Server mstdn.social

Okay but my fierce little red-haired daughter insisted on a purple lightsaber and I just realized she is a tiny Mara Jade.

I’m now even more upset about being robbed of having her in any of the new media. 😫

#starwarslegends #Kids #StarWars

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
53 followers · 492 posts · Server mstdn.social

Also I gave in to the sad eyes my daughter was giving me and now there are 2 lightsabers.
There is a duel currently going on in my kitchen.
I just asked Alexa to play Duel of the Fates.
I regret nothing.

#Kids #StarWars

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
54 followers · 471 posts · Server mstdn.social

My son got superhero finger puppets for his birthday. His sister is currently putting on a play with them. So far Iron Man and Wonder Woman have gotten married, she's had several kids, and she's teaching them to fly and fight while Iron Man is at work.

Son interjects with Loki attacking them, trying to bring in some action.

Oh no, plot twist! Wonder Woman may be running off with Black Panther.

Now there are monster trucks. It's a racing film? It's a genre-defying masterpiece.

#Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

WE AID · @WE_AID
11 followers · 76 posts · Server mstdn.social

The initiative does wonderful work & is also supported by WE AID.

supports , helps bringing cultures together & get during these times much needed like this

📹 facebook.com/watch/?v=10095093

#RT #LiveUnited #yesweaid #relief #beautiful #Kids #Refugees #ukrainian #ukrainehilfepotsdam

Last updated 1 year ago

Sebastian :coffefied: · @ssamulczyk
273 followers · 2228 posts · Server mstdn.social

I think this is the shortest ride I’ve ever done… Managed to get to the kindergarten and I was really eager to give it a go, but then all hell broke loose and it turned streets into tiny rivers.

Decided to go home, put my clothes in the dryer and try again in the evening…🤷🏻‍♂️ At least my shoes are not completely soaked…🤡

@cycling @rower

#rain #Bicycle #Cycling #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

© · @coryniday
93 followers · 462 posts · Server mstdn.social

"And she looked at me with the most assertive, strong look on her face and said, 'If you tell me how you are going to get to the baggage carousel with two little kids, an infant, an infant car seat, a stroller, and a wheelie, then I will let you go. But until you tell me how you're going to do this, I'm helping you.'"

npr.org/2023/08/16/1193783789/

#kindness #Kids #flying

Last updated 1 year ago

Bara no Neko · @baranoneko
47 followers · 401 posts · Server mstdn.social

I love the fact that all the neighborhood kids want to come play at our house.

I also wish I hadn’t decided to make a dinner that was very labor intensive tonight. 🙃

#cruisedirectorneedsabreak #somuchchaos #Chaos #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

Carolyn Stearns · @CarolynStearns
92 followers · 539 posts · Server mstdn.party

It's I would kick back and relax but I have to get organized for Storrs Farmers Market tomorrow 3-6 day

#friday #Kids

Last updated 1 year ago

PixiePancake · @MissPixiePancake
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Kevin Karhan :verified: · @kkarhan
1360 followers · 95281 posts · Server mstdn.social

, because then you're just a sucker for a worse version of !
youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9

#latestagecapitalism #Kids #dontdonfts

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UberZeitgeist · @UberZeitgeist
171 followers · 1675 posts · Server mstdn.social