The REAL King in my household. #caturday #KingLouieCat #catsofmastodon

Trying to watch the hockey game. #caturday #mapleleafs #leafsforever #KingLouieCat

His new spot under the piano bench. I stuck his scratching board there while I was vacuuming but now I can’t move it. ID: Black and white floof cat sitting on a cardboard scratch pad tucked under a piano bench. Expression: neutral. #catsofmastodon #KingLouieCat

Thursday morning measurement. Louie did not break 1 metre today alas. ID: A fat cat lying in his back on a colourful carpet. There is a line across him from the measure app that reads 92cm. He has a funny expression on his face. #catsofmastodon #gatomuygrande #KingLouieCat #FatCat

Somebody is mad at me. (Did not get any of my omelette with peppers and onions.) ID: A large fat cat sitting with his back towards the camera with his ears turned towards the offending human. The cat has slightly turned his head but is clearly not in a good mood #KingLouieCat #CatsofMastodon

I’ve let work/life balance really slip over the last while. In part, it is due to using my living room table as a desk instead of space that I have in the basement. Taking the day to reset and set up my work space again to hopefully get myself on track. #SelfCare #WorkLifeBalance #KingLouieCat

This monster just took a bite out of my banana. Look how smug he is. #KingLouieCat ID: A floofy black and white cat (maybe part ragamuffin or rag doll) sitting on a couch and leaning against a colourful embroidered cushion looking extremely proud of himself, with zero remorse. #cat #CatThief #catsofmastodon

This 23 lb floof’s gotcha day. Sometimes you are a menace, and a bully when you push me off the couch. But you are also hilarious and affectionate and adorable crashing all my zoom meetings. I didn’t want another cat after my last one (RIP Mr. Figaro) but #KingLouieCat needed a home. Happy official one year anniversary you wacky beast. #catsofmastodon #gotchaday

I’m out of town and #KingLouieCat is at my friend’s. He’s fine but seems less than pleased. ID: A black and white cat sitting on a cardboard scratch pad in front of a bookshelf. His expression can only be described as pissed. #catsofmastodon

This cat is taking up the whole couch. ID: A large floofy cat sprawled out on a sofa covered by a quilt. Superimposed from the ‘measure’ app, is a white line across him that reads 1.04 m (metres). #BigCat #catsofmastodon #KingLouieCat

@simonboggis My resident cat is high on his xmas catnip presents. #KingLouieCat

@CatsOfYore Reading the #Maru book. ID: photo taken from behind the head of a black cat, his ears alert sitting in front of an open book that shows the internet famous cat Maru #KingLouieCat

It’s Caturday AND Christmas Eve, so here is the floof that shares my house dressed like Santa’s Helper. No, he was not pleased. ID: Photos of a cat wearing a Santa hat and a jingle bell collar. His expression is not very clear; perhaps confusion and resignation. #Caturday #CatsofMastodon #TuxedoCats #ChristmasEve #Santa #KingLouieCat

My cat has managed to take another #selfie. This one is quite abstract and suggestive. He’s experimenting as a photographer perhaps. ID: Blurry and close up photo taken by a cat. Features are not really discernible except for an eye and the bridge of his nose. #Floof #CatsofMastodon #TuxedoCat #KingLouieCat

Ummm excuse me this is my reading spot. ID: four photos of a fat cat lounging on a gold armchair, with his head on a pillow. He looks smug. #KingLouieCat #catsofmastodon #spoiledcat

My cat ‘helping’. (I am adapting this novel into a libretto.) ID: Black and white cat resting his heads on the books I need including ‘Do Not Say We Have Nothing’ by #MadeleineThien #caturday #libretto #catsofmastodon #kinglouiecat #newopera

Good try Louie, but you didn’t break 1 metre this morning. Try again tomorrow. #KingLouieCat

@nev He’s also genuinely big-boned and long. I’ve tried to measure him. #KingLouieCat #caturday #catsofmastodon

I need the whole couch for a project I’m doing so I have banished my cat to an old cushion *next* to the couch. He is unhappy. I will appease his majesty later with some of the salmon now defrosting in the fridge. #Caturday #catsofmastodon #KingLouieCat

Keep your eyes on your fries!
(ID) image description: a greedy floofy cat looking over a cardboard container of fresh french fries #Cat #catsofmastodon #CatThief #KingLouieCat #MyLunch