(Based on a thread with @capsaicin.)

It's time for a #campy and #in-character #introduction, I think.

Hello. I am the Super Genius of Groove Mentalics Disambiguation Labs.

Please call me GrooveMD.

Yes. It's time we meet. I see it in your eyes. It's a matter of #trust. We have that together, you and I. And trust is just the first step.

This is how trust works, obviously. You feel that trust too. And trust leads to #confidence. But beware! Confidence leads to #over-confidence.

And that's where other so called "master geniuses" inevitably screw it all up. They get over-confident and the next thing you know, everything is 🎇 exploding in midair 🎇, and nobody is mutually and spine-achingly getting off to anything ever again, let alone wildly #hallucinating about their #experiences via #triggers, and #pattern associations.

Which is why you should never trust anybody.

People don't know or won't admit what they really want.

But I do know what I want. Or will. And soon, you will too.

You understand this. Like me.

Which is why I trust you! And you trust me! Q.E.D., bitches!

Everyone is happy. Or will be, within performance margins. Mental Disambiguation is an #art and a #science and a #pleasure.

(I am equally adept at all three, of course.)(Plus, the tax write-offs are 🎇 amazing 🎇.)(NOTE TO SELF: check that Accounting got receipts on latest acquisitions.)

What could go wrong? What could possibly happen?

#Everything.

The possibilities are #limitless if I put your mind to it.

It's a #mindcontrol #match made in heaven, or its #secular #humanist equivalent, available via #affordable, #off-the-shelf technologies and a little #creativity. Various #gems, cyclical #animations, and #light frequencies all have a documented role as well. (NOTE TO SELF: pack 110-to-220V power converters in overhead luggage next time. Turns out Swiss customs officials don't care much. And she was 🔥🔥🔥!)

You ask: how does GrooveMD do it all? You ask: What's my secret to achieving #Perfect #Mind #Control with any #future #trance #fetishist I select, guiding their #pronouns of choice lovingly and unerringly toward complete #psychic #surrender and unscaled heights of toe-clenching #arousal ?

You ask, how can 🎇 all this 🎇 be for the taking at the mere pittance of naught but a stray glance plus shipping and handling? And how does it align with #karaoke and being a #queer #bard?

In short, I publish #experiments and #results here for all to see. It is for the betterment of all #society within effective maximum range! Or anyone who catches my eye! Especially our Secretary of Education; really especially #her. And Swiss customs officials. 🥵

I love #opensource. I #respect the members of the #LGBTQTIA+ #community whom I seek to subtly alter and influence to the point of slack-jawed, glassy #obedience.

That's my secret. Love and consent. Heck, well even try trust if you think it'll help.

With love, that's the main thing. And exotic particle irradiation of the hypothalamus, just here ▶️ 🧠. Also, I cannot personally operate in the state of California, and that's all I'm going to say about that.

Wait, did I say "hypothalamus"? I meant "hippocampus". Hippo, not hypno. I mean of course #hypno, but. You know what I mean, don't confuse the two parts up.

🦛. Campus. Here. ▶️ 🧠. (EDIT:corrected.)

Now let me let YOU in on my best SUCCESS secret yet!

It's Humility! Respect! Dedication! Adherence to method! Replicable, blank doe-eyes every 👏 single 🫰 time ⌚ or my money back, guaranteed! Yes, mine.

At GrooveMD Labs, we don't take it on Faith: we know! Science Just Works. Which is why I love science. Marvelous, soft, vacant-eyed, middle gazing, cheerfully obedient science. Drifting, floaty, happy science...

Wait, did I say porn? I meant "science".

Screw it up for science! Who cares? It'll probably work on whoever you point it at anyway! #Flawless #compliance and #pleasant, #hazy #amnesia are just one breakthrough away!

And this is why GrooveMD will prevail. The world of my dreams and ecstasy awaits! And a healthy work-life balance. And a harem of strategically placed assorted laser #fembots and #savvy #Trilbys.

Bottom line:

I am asking you to #help bring about a better world for all of us. Join me. Yes, I want you! I believe in you. GrooveMD can't wait to have you. In my #camp! We can work together. Delightfully.

We can. We will. I know it.

Together, I will prevail.

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