I bumped into Lauren Boebert a couple of days ago. Since announcing her upcoming divorce, she's gone back to turning tricks. She told me she'd made $50,000.50.

"Which asshole only paid you 50¢?", I inquired?

"All of them," she replied.

I told her she shouldn't just rely on Ted Cruz, actually. Believe me.
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

@crooksandliars
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb never sounded truer... trully wished she had at least one daughter.... maybe a grand daughter named #Karma will wake her up!

https://www.nationalmemo.com/lauren-boebert-2659407079

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) boisterously complained about the "Black National Anthem" being played at Super Bowl LVII on Sunday -- and got trolled just as boisterously online for her whining. #Boebert #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

RT @ddanpereira@twitter.com

George Santos found a seat next to Matt Gaetz & Lauren Boebert. Perfect! Rapey McForehead #SantosMustGo #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb #morningjoe

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ddanpereira/status/1611959809863028736

Hale, Kevin. #politicalcartoon #kevinmccarthy #houseofrepresentatives #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

Hale, Kevin. #politicalcartoon #kevinmccarthy #houseofrepresentatives #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

Oh look at you two being stunning and brave. #slavaukraini #mattgaetzisacreep #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

RT @middleageriot@twitter.com

Lauren Boebert is what would happen if someone tried to make dumb from concentrate but forgot to add water.

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/middleageriot/status/1603059892775968768

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb she can't spell out a hashtag with her own name in it. #LaurenBoebertForPrison

(Screenshot is from Parler.)

RT @taradublinrocks@twitter.com

You threatened to assassinate Nancy Pelosi on Jan 6th

You vote against gun reform

You gave guns to your kids for Xmas

You owned a restaurant where the servers wore guns on their hips

You love guns more than people

Shut the entire fuck up, Squeaky

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1594331779263086592

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/taradublinrocks/status/1594373372200513537

She’s so dumb she really will buy ocean front property in Arizona. #LaurenBoebertsProblems #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

RT @johnis44@twitter.com

RMFAO! 😂🤣
What’s the loan rate on a GED these days? #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/johnis44/status/1562807858202218497

RT @Democrate20@twitter.com

Done ✅ #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb https://twitter.com/AdamForColorado/status/1556706466240684032

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Democrate20/status/1556887410100711425

I suspect that the people who think Lauren Boebert is clever are the same people who think “oh yeah?” is a great comeback.

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb

I suspect that the people who think Lauren Boebert is clever are the same people who think “oh yeah?” is a great comeback.

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb