I really couldn’t be any happier 🥰

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For the first time here, and just for a very short time: here’s the two. And #LemonTheDoggo

I’m sorry, I can’t come to the kitchen. There’s a dog lying on me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Lemon is very sensitive to noise. Can’t stand too loud TV, when a thunderstorm is coming he cowers under a desk or crawls behind our legs.

So naturally, today, two weeks before New Years Eve some fucking idiot decided to light the fireworks. Lemon was terrified.

Whoever you were, you fucking idiot, screw you very much. Hope the firework exploded right next to you.

(The pic is from a few days back)

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Oh the things you love to see in life.

This toy was given to our beloved dog yesterday.

Rest in pieces.

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So the handsome one is sleeping (or convincingly pretending) whilst I am trying to fight a beast, who apparently thinks that 12:45 am is the perfect time to play with squeaking toys.

Like, seriously, sometimes I think that before bedtime my dog should be forced to run on a treadmill for 30 mins since a 30-40 mins stroll is not enough 🙄

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I’m sorry, but where the heck am I supposed to sit? 😶

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Best.

Dog.

Ever.

❤️

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@PartyCatCeilidh the beast ultimately ruined my plans 🫣

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So it seems that #LemonTheDoggo doesn’t want me to go and do chores. Well, I accept that. No housecleaning today 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Do you think he deserves a snack? 🤔
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Bump this doggo for no reason 🙂

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His first time in a streetcar (tram). Of course he wanted to sniff every possible nook and cranny 😅
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For Saturday, I can’t think of anything better than taking this beast for a 2-hours walk.
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Celebrating 🇵🇱 Independence day:
- beating Ancient Ones in #ArkhamHorrorLCG in the morning
- eating Burgers for lunch
- digging carrots in #StardewValley in the afternoon
You are welcome to judge me - #LemonTheDoggo already does it 🤷🏻‍♂️

#LemonTheDoggo came into our life in July from a shelter. We do not know his history: he was found strolling through a forest, wasn’t chipped and neighborhood folks did not recognize him. He definitely wasn’t wild tho.
He’s half golden labrador. He has anxiety when not around people: needs to be kept close and always wants to sit next to a human.
He doesn’t have any aggressive instincts. For the last months he’s never shown any kind of aggression towards people nor other dogs.
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