Festive conversations from my household, with my stage manager wife.

Me: Do we have any tape?

Wife: There’s plenty next door. Go look.

Me: (Goes. Returns.) Any tape of the non Gaffer or Duct variety? For wrapping presents for our niece and nephew?

Wife: (Thinking) …

Me: (Gets coat. Wanders off in the direction of the ASDA down the road…)

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